I've just printed and cut out the sick cracker jokes
and intend to sabotage the crackers once everyone's in bed. Tee hee. Sunday dinner is going to be fun!
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)

you are appearing to be shooting you christmas bolt early

( mongychops, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2288056
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

Tee hee!

(Marwood, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)

What is written on them?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

www.robmanuel.com/2006/11/03/christmas-crackers/
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

*adds yet another site to bookmarks*

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)

but ... but ...
it's not christmas yet
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

Tomorrow is our last sunday together,
as we break up on Wednesday, so we're having the crackers then.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

Christmas doesn't even get considered
until the 20th. That's how I go about it.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)

^this but
until the 20th
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)

Sadly my family lives for it.
I find the whole celebration trivial at best.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:08, archived)

so you're refusing to accept presents?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)

That's the only part I enjoy.
The rest is utterly pointless. I never buy presents for anyone because I never asked them to buy anything for me. If they wanted something they should have asked.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)

You're lucky you're not American!
Christmas starts getting rammed down your throat right after Halloween.

*fucking hates it*

However it is pretty open-minded as far as religion. Nearly EVERYONE gets off work, no matter their religion, for the only federally mandated religious holiday.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)

Stuff being rammed down your throat or halloween?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:14, archived)

Christmas
Either of the others is fine.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 9 Dec 2006, 2:15, archived)