A pissed up tramp in the pub told me he woke up naked in a bush, covered in piss today.
When he left, he said to me "I hate you. But you're a nice guy".

This is a Bud triumph.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)

How did he smell?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)

Of shit cider.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)

I dont believe such a thing exists

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)

All cider is rubbish.
Especially with ice in.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)

oh it does
only good cider i know of is Magners / Koppaberg

most of the others taste awful
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)

Magners != cider
HINT: If there's ice in it, it ain't cider.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)

***Drink Snob Alert***
You are of course talking utter bollocks.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)

High fucking five!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)

I KNOW!
This is one for the record books.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)