Morning,
friends, acquaintances and people I don't care about
So, it seems that the Scouts aren't letting people in unless they swear the duty to God
No athiests allowed in the Scouts
Surely this is discrimination against us
Not that I want to join the Scouts
Guides maybe
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)

the fucking knot-loving godtards!

( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

I wanna be a muslim
and I wanna get blown
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

*high voice*
by 73-73 virgins
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

+ up

( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

By mu-haaaa.... Muhammed!

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

yay

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

mu-haa... Muhammed Moo-haa... Moohalaa!
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

We should start our own Scouts!
With hookers... and blackjack!
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

No blacks either


Oh
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

blackjack pontoon/21
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)

I thought that was what you meant. Phew!
A louder big woo for Blackjack/Pontoon/21.
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

And the sweets also.
Blackjacks were ace, and fruit salad.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)

Oh of course. Yes!
I had some a few weeks ago
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

I've not had in years. :-(

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

*Taps*
Try www.aquarterof.com
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

I know...
That site is ACE!

They sell THESE!!!!!
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT
www.aquarterof.co.uk/gobstoppers-p-221.html
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)

Lol.
I never used to eat gobstoppers. dunno why.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)

your prepubescent mouth was too full of cock

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)

*Taps*
www.taps.co.uk/
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

*Taps*
www.taps4less.com/
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)

*pats*
WWW.Pats.co.uk
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)

And invevitably
*pats*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

God! i'd love to fuck that milf

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

if you didn't she'd just be a m

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)

Awesome!
I've always wanted some taps :D
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)

Liar!
There's no tapas there.
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

Now that sounds good

( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

and drugs and orgies and rock music

(63956, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

No drugs.
Drugs are bad... Mmmmkay.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

Can i get a big woo for Blackjack!

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)

WOO.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

BIG WOO!

( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

that sounds great!
actually, forget the scouts part
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

I hope I am not in the third category :(

(63956, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)

Bou?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

SELECTA!

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

Proper Crimbo! Selecta!

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)

I don't see the logic of Scouts in a world like this.

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)

yeah
all that keeping kids off the streets and taking them on holidays and teaching them to do good things around the community
What a waste of time

I was an Air Cadet
We flew planes and pissed on the Scouts
Not litteraly
But it was always an argument winner
"Well, we sleep in tents and tie knots"

"We fly planes"

"Oh ok"
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)

Haha. I like that.

( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)

*supports this treatment of the knotty little perverts*

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)

very true
why my parents wouldn't let me go to air cadets, but insisted i went to scouts, i'm not quite sure
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

maybe the military thing?
Are they pacifists

We had the Army Cadets next door, they were all thick
Oh how the stereotypes live on in the real world
*lives near an army barracks*
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:23, archived)

not ardently
i think the main issue was that the aerodrome was in the next village, and they'd have needed to drive me there
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)

Ah, good old laziness

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)

They get taught survival skills.
So the can continue the human race after the revolution leaves the planet a near toxic wasteland.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)

Good luck to them.
They will need it.
( David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)

it's to get your kids out of the house once a week
so you can have noisy sex and not have to answer any awkward questions
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)

"How do I untie the dog from this chair dad?"

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)

"that's a good example of a sheepshank there son"

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)

I wonder if Todd was in the brownies
rofl
( djrich - www.renegaderadio.co.uk, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

ME TOO

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)

B3TA Scouts
Bet there would be some cracking badges...

"Image Challenge for the board"
( fagilliD GMT+7, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)

cracking shit
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)