Turn into a wolf
at the next full moon and tear all their throats out with your teeth. Then rape a startled basset hound.
( Geordie Al, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:09, archived)

I think it is criticially important
that it is startled. well said that man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:12, archived)

If it's unfazed,
you simply aren't raping it properly.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:13, archived)

If the basset hound
isn't startled, the whole plan is ruined.
( Geordie Al, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:14, archived)

this^

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:13, archived)

That's the funniest thing
I have read all day.

And make sure the basset hound is Fred Basset because he deserves it more than most.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:14, archived)

this one

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:15, archived)

Mustn't... laugh
My work has a strict non-humour policy.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 14:17, archived)