I believe Indiana Jones once managed to get inside her but one of her massive fossilised eggs came rolling out and he had to scarper

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

*applauds*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

This.
In fact, I'm giving him a standing ovaryation.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

I'm naming three pets after him
and having a poo in his honour.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

honour mums cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)