Over the last 48 hrs I have done many things. :) also;
blip.tv/file/1558473
desktop
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/desktop_feb_09.jpg

my brother found a receipt for a 360 that wasn't his, hence new 360 with two gams, plus sky+ box fucked up, i called, one day until warranty is over, they come, will fix for free.

That's it.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)

shit, your desktop is pathetic

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)

that picture i mean.
did a friend in school draw it? if so sorry for offending a 13 year old, if it was anyone older who did it, tell them i hate them.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

I like it

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)

Yes, but you're a retard

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)

:/

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'm still trying to work out if you're a well executed parody
or you are genuinely as you seem.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)

it's like westwood.
we will never know.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

Oh, don't remind me of that man
He is most definitely a manchild.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)

:)
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=tim+westwood+is+dead&btnG=Google+Search&meta=
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

You know what's better?
I have never heard that man's radio show and couldn't give a flying fuck about ever hearing one.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)

O Hai SR!

(Eeh Blah Gum, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)

Good evening my dear.
And how does the last of sunday night find you? It snowed today here and I wanted to build a snowman,
but had to go to work today. :-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

You should have built one before you went to work!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

I woke briefly at eleven till ten past
Fell asleep again and woke at one, before getting ready and getting a lift in.

I avoid mornings at most times.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)

That's silly when there is snowmen to be made!

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

You will be the only
person on B3ta to build a snowman and not a giant snowcock! I am good ta, been up in Manchester and Halifax this weekend, just got back.
(Eeh Blah Gum, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

Very nice, Family visit or booze cruise?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

Bit of both
Sat night out with friends; Sun to see the family. Lots of snow up north, it's all melted down here, which means tube will be fine for work tomorrow, feck it. How are travel plans??
(Eeh Blah Gum, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

Meh, it's a bit icy on the paths, but the roads are well gritted.
It'll rain at some stage and wash it all away probably.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

Ha
I meant the much more exciting Aussie plans...
(Eeh Blah Gum, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

Travel plans have been set for a month by now.
Paid for and am now just waiting on earning the readys and passing time till I fly out on april 26th.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

I remember you saying it was all booked. Planned any more great things for when you get there?
(Eeh Blah Gum, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)

I heard it once
And switched it off rather quickly. He was everywhere for a while though. Grrr.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

And that's another reason Ireland is awesome.
Yay for Dave Fanning and Rick O'Shea.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

BOOOOOOOOOM
etc.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)

Westwood's a parody. Got to be.
I love him though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

Nearly time for Wussell Bwand
:P
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)

i just love "annoying" telly people.
they provide me with entertainment.
i have been watching that paris hilton best friend thing, and i just love how shit she is, but i also like trying to work out if she is shit or just really clever. man i love these shit people.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

I give not a single shit

(__, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)

THEN WHY ARE YOU REPLYING?!

(__, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)

Yeah, that's good logic there

(__, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

Stop trying to outdo Syncubus

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)

What's in the "other" folder?

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

Generic noncery

(__, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

LOLCONSPIRACY!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)

pictures for future japes

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)

j r
(__, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)

ahhahaa

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)

Fuck off

(__, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)

:P

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)

That's barely better than the last thread.
If you have fuck all to say. Keep fucking quiet.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)

/talk would be a very quiet place if that logic was folllowed

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)

good point

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)

That desktop is fucking lame.
SHIT OFF!

/internet anonymous cuntery
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)

So are you
Lame-o.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)

Fuck off, cunt.
It's my birthday in 20 minutes.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)

At 5 past?
Weirdo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)

SHUT UP.
THE CLOCKS IN SCOTLAND ARE WRONG.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)

I was going by the one on your post...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)

He could have been born at 5 past 12 you know.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

Yeh but I celebrate my birthday for a whole day

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

are you 4 minutes out?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)

When I have a birthday
I celebrate it for 24 hours, including 12.05am.

Don't you?
( in vino veritas, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)

Do you wait for the BBC Radio 4 news to finish before starting celebrating?
My birthday starts at 00:00 if I am awake, or the moment I wake up if' I'm not awake to see 00:00!
It would have been better if he had said "Fuck off, cunt. It's my birthday in 16 minutes" :)

I'm turning into Comma again aren't I?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

Possibly
But you will be 35 in August this year, despite the fact that your birthday is in March.

So it will be his birthday in 20 minutes, despite the fact that his birthday BEGAN earlier than that.
( in vino veritas, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

Yes, but that's like saying "I'll be 34 tomorrow" which is technically true, but I've never heard anyone say something like that without it being their ACTUAL birthday.
The point he was trying to get across was that his birthday is 9 February. Which starts at 00:00 which means that it is now his birthday.

So Happy Birthday TGB!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

I'd post a screenshot if I could remember the login details for my web hosting :(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)

:/

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

ah, got it.
Spin! Spin!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

How do you see anything?!
:P
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

I open the curtains and look out the window.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

mine's better

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

I didn't realise it was a competition.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

Everything is.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

No it isn't.
Stop being silly.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

my desktop image disappears everytime I restart
which is annoying but I can't be arsed to sort it out.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

how did you manage to get a free Xbox just from the receipt?

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)

"I bought this the other day, and it just evaporated after about a week!"
"sheesh... third one today... here you go."
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)

well..
plus £50 for a new one with two new games.
mine was bought new, three red rings..couldn't wait.
brother found a receipt for one..somehow..
we go to shop, trade busted new one, pretending it was secondhand one, for new one..

It all works out, wasn't really free, but got a new 360 plus Halo 3 and Clancy's Vegas 2 for £50.

Christ,

ed: mine had one red ring , not three..
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

So you replaced your broken one
And it cost you?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

so,
you committed fraud.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

sort of, receipt was for a secondhand 360, it gets confusing..
mine had one red ring, not three, using my jedi skills i convinced them not to test it.

:)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)