no the rumours were /talk
and it's true. You've got 15 days. Clock is ticking.
( rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)

OH NO
Now everything we post had better be TOP QUALITY to make the most of the remaining days.

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shit.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

Will /talk hit 6 million posts before the shut down?
Will we finally find out who is the father of moohala's child?
Will JMG's long golden locks save the children from the well?

Stay tuned to find out!

*old organ plays "dun dun duuuuuuuun" bit*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

I think it'll make that today.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

It'll be closed down, and then in a year on /board
/links will awake with a start as /talk emerges from the shower.

"What a terrible dream I had" says /links. Fade to black.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

GET IN!
This is the Titanic scene I've been waiting for.
Instead of playing the Violin with my band I'm just going to run around insulting fat people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

"HERE, I'VE FOUND ANOTHER TUGBOAT!"
Etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)

What I've done, Rob. Is take your message of apocolypse and shared it with the masses of gasses.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post387261
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

ha ha oh god
b3ta is like a big load of puss on a acne ridden face
( rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)

I'm here to cleanse.
A bit like Hitler but on the canny side.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

I tell you what JMG, Aberdeen has been banging on about this for AGES.
Perhaps you really are a bald, unemployed man living with his mum whilst running away with Esme after all?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)

With Super Hacker skills and Phonesex.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)

Don't forget about the homophobia.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)