Gettin' down with ma homies.... YEAAAAH!
How are you all? Does anyone have any cranberry juice?

*sniggers at the old filter*

WATERMELON!
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

I am the holy proof
of the existence of an immortal soul.
Taste my urine.

Other than that, everything is good.
You, you pox ridden butter nob?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:59, archived)

I got stoned and pissed with my brother last night...
Aaaaaand I got the number of a boy I like.

SCORE!
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)

Yes.
Or not.
Depending on the water level.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)

The water level happens to be optimum.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)

My bottom
tops thigh opium.

QED Ipso facto ergo sum, I WIN! Never darken my water again.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

zup ma nigga?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)