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TRUTH?!
Do you feel like telliing EVERYONE what I'm supposed to have stolen, then?
No. Thought not.

SEX PEST.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
Ha...it reflects worse on you if I do say

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
It was your wife's pants wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
Seriously was it your wife's pants?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
I heard it was his wife's pants

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
I heard his wife IS pants

(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
I hope people are screen printing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
Mike's going to need a whole new section

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
One step ahead of you son.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
Blimey, excellent work

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
Pet squirrel with tits?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
no, that's his wife

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
No I'm still here

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
HI SPANGLES
LOVELY TO SEE YOU
HOW ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
HELLO CLITASAURUS
Im good thank you, working hard until I can quit and do dinohoodies full time. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
How?
I mean, why the fuck would I even come accross one of those if you didn't have it handy?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
With effort I bet you could come across all manner of things.
Possibly even Sammi.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
alright fuckface?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
You stole his missus sex toy
not sure how you come out of that looking better.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
I can hear Eastenders drums in my head.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
you stole his love and trust, you bad bad man
I hope you haven't burned them.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
Was it a butt plug?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
Close.
Feel like saying, Twats?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
HE STOLE YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA?!?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
No
It was one of those Rampant Rabbit vibrators. He went upstairs, I thought I heard footsteps in my bedroom but didn't think anything of it. Then I go up there and the drawer is open and the RR is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
Ok bored of this now.
It was fun when I thought this was a real online barney but now that I'm involved in some bumfun parlour game with a BGNer and a beaker I can't be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
I can only assume he left with it up his bottom

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
Man, those things are quite expensive too.
I bet Moohalaa would donate one of his old ones if you asked him nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
This all seems too ludicrous to believe.
I mean, why did baldmonkey leave the drawer open?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
Don't ask me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
Fucking hell, really.
Is it your wife's or is it yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)
Considered it might be one of the kids
Have you checked you didn't leave it in your wifes fanny?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)
Whilst we're having all these truths out in the open
What's the story with the Personality Horse account(s)?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
gilgamesh apparently

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
haha
I feel less bad about people thinking it was me now.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
haha
I feel less bad about people thinking it was me now.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
haha
I feel less bad about people thinking it was me now.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
haha
I feel less bad about people thinking it was me now.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
haha
I feel less bad about people thinking it was me now
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
Original one - me and some others.
Second one - no idea.
Third one - no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
Ooh guessing game
Big bag of condoms
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)
Used dildo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
Wife's pants

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
I heard Baldmonkey stole his wife's pants

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
My face right now
:O

Except not sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
*coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
is this like that time you left your wife?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
wading in to sort this shit out
I can confirm once and for all, that you're both spastics
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
I think we should do dinner party puns.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
scum dine with me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)
i'm bored of your idea already.
spaghetti bologmalaise.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)
oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)
Was it a copy of THE NEW ALBUM FROM PERSONALITY HORSE?!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)
I bet it was a valuable musical instrument.
Like a lute made of rubies.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)
awful resonation, rubies

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
I posted in this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
*posted in this thread fives*

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)