hello

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:20, archived)

Hello MGT, what's shakin?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)

waiting for an e-mail this morning,
I might get some work.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)

HUZZAH!!!
This week you can eat!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)

OH DEAR GRIM GRIM GRIM GOD JESUS CHRIST ALL GRIM GRIM MIGHTY EWWWW
www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

"One night, after sex, I took the used condom and, in the privacy of the bathroom, I did what I had to do. Bingo."
Shit Gonz, you better start eating the evidence. Just incase.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)

I think she means she did what she didn't have to do,
and, in fact, shouldn't have done.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)

She squeezed baby gravy from a used johnny up her clunge MGT.
I don't think there is a good way to say that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)

I once read a story about a guy who steals nappies from cancer wards and text-tubes from STI wards, and eats them.
He wants to get _every_ sti there is, all at once. I think the artical was in BMZ or something like that, he called himself The Human Garbage and I think he was from new york.

Liz Jones is about equal to him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)

Text Tubes will one day replace the Kindle.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)

The place where you stop reading is where it says 'Liz Jones'

( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)

this link is new on /talk, well done
think psychochomp posted it on off topic before tho, so your like him but not as good really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)

and you're like frisbee adam but not as good
actually, that's unfair. you both suck
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)

BAN HIS TITS OFF.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)

oh what, bit harsh that, leave it out balders i'm the good guy here i stood upf or you when everyone else wanted you banned i did and this is how you repay me
out of order that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)

For what it is worth, I like you.
Unless I find out I don't.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)

i like you too, i hope we can be special friends

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)

i like adam, i reckon he's alright actually, bet he's a demon in the sack, all that frisbee flingin must keep him dead fit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)

I bet he does it doggy style

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)

Jumps up and grabs it in his teeth?
AND the frisbee, etc
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)

Damnit Beardo, now I'm thinking of them as the twins in the porn version of The Shining.
You've RUINED it for me.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)

hah, what's the porn version of the shining called?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)

the cocking

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)

The Dicking

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)

the shy minge

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)

the spunking

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)

The Spreading

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)

Fuck.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:14, archived)

whoa

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:15, archived)

The Shy Minge

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)

ahhh its like you copied quentin oftitwank

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)

he clearly did, he posted his 2 minutes after i did mine
he should hire me as a writer for him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)

I didn't though.
I was just slow.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

Adam's alright really, in my books, he's safe enough, if you take him for what he is.
This quintin fella though, is a bit of a blue namer who's trying a little bit to hard to break through into the purple name teratory.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)

calm it sunshine, tricks ain't worth a dime

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:21, archived)

Autistics also have trouble interpreting people's attitude and feelings.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)

they also tend to repeat themselves, eh sunshine?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)

Sunshine

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)

bit cloudy at the mo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)

I don't really want to know about your urine, soz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)

they both have their good and bad days

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:23, archived)

I feel the other way round.
How intriguing.
More to the point, what is the use of that u in intriguing?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)

it gives the 'i' an "ee" sound,
rather than the an "eye" sound it might otherwise acquire without a double 'g'.

Also it is there to maintain regularity as the gerund of "intrigue".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

g is softened by i, as a general rule.
the u makes it a hard g, just like in guile and guild and guinness and anguish.

i know, gilt doesn't fit. English doesn't have a lot of consistent sense
( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)

Michael J Fox.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)

+ Muhammad Ali in a bake off.
Best tv show ever!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)

a bake off Nitro Glycerine Holding Super Challenge!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)

there's nothin' shakin' but the leaves on the trees :(

( sleepybinky, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

hi mgt

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)

I'm not sure.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, archived)

take as much time as you need

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)

can I use extra sheets if necessary?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46, archived)

show your working

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)

Dude, I was just going to flush them.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)

eco-terrorist!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:58, archived)

Jambo

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24, archived)

What's the word today MGT?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:29, archived)

alright cool
I see how it is, old Theoban isn't flavour of the month anymore. Whatevs.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)

first janet, now this
poor theo
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)

Bitches be all up ins, yo
No receipt on file, no style.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)

I had to go and do some washing up, soz

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)

you didn't have to do anything
I'm being deliberately shunned, shunned I say!
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)

she didn't reply to me either
i don't know how much more of this i can take
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)

Well you know you have an alternative
*nods at ban button*
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)

i'd be doing us all a favour, wouldn't i
no more let-downs. no more crushing disappointments
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)

she should realise how her behaviour hurts others
it's almost sociopathic
( Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)

it takes an inhuman level of heartlessness to do the things she's done

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)

More importantly, how many?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

Is it possible for a song to be unusual and good?
Are there any examples of songs which are unsual and good?
I really like This Is The Monkey by The Modified Toy Orchestra.
That is unusual and I think it is good.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:38, archived)

How unusual something is is subjective, isn't it?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)

SO IS YOUR FACE.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)

No argument there

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)

I'm going to this:
www.o2priority.co.uk/Listings/Carter-The-Unstoppable-Sex-Machine/11483
SULTANS OF PING SUPPORTING! WOO!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)

oh, it's at the O2
For some reason I assumed it was local
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)

but how good it is isn't?
this seems to me to be the backwards way round.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)

I didn't say that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)

no it just seems that you picked the less obviously subjective one to call out as subjective

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)

I quite like You Drive Me Oh Oh Oh by Juicy Panic too.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:43, archived)

stop making up songs

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)

FYC

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)

YES
completely unavailable though :(
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:52, archived)

I've got it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)

how?
where from?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)

Dunno.
I've got the album Otarie.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)

In short: no.
In long: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)

I remember seeing a band years ago, a support act.
One song was called dunkin donuts. A strange speed metal effort.

DUNKIN'S..... DONUTS RULE.
DUNKIN'S DONUTS RUUUUUULE.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)

yeah I think so,
what's "usual" is only a product of culture, there's a lot of Eastern music which would sound pretty unusual to us.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)

Yadda yadda.
Give examples. I'm basically looking for people to recommend me music without them knowing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:56, archived)

I'll be back in a bit
I've got to go eat a egg.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)

listen to this guy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1pcEtHI_w
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)

That's fuck all use to me at work.
Thanks anyway.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)

ok then read this instead
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvan_throat_singing
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:24, archived)

Christ no.
It would remind me of Moohalaa and make me cry with grief at his passing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)

or any traditional Arab music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3G7VW1RMks
It sometimes sounds a bit out of tune to us, but it isn't. Arabic music uses a scale of 24 equal intervals, compared to our paltry 12 tone scale.

19 tone equal temperament is also quite fun
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)

hello
hello
hello
_hello

echoing round your big fanny init?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:47, archived)

alright mgt

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)