i got drunk at a party once and gave someone a blowjob behind a greenhouse, thinking we were hidden.
the round of applause i got afterwards was worth it, though.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)

:D

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)

if someone on /qotw posted that you would be incredibly smug and scathing and accuse them of lying

( spesh., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)

Was that because you managed to open your mouth wide enough despite the many, many chins?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)

So you got the clap?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:47, archived)

Are you sure the applause wasn't for him
for achieving an erection in your presence?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)

viagra can be so cruel :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)

Why is everyone so mean to janet? :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, archived)

because she fucked up the shed question

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)

haha, you cunt

( spesh., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:52, archived)