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» Insults
Taking the 's' off of a plural can be great...
as in, "Ethan you knacker!" or, "You complete and utter bollock!"
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 21:15, More)
» Insults
Allusions to violent homo sex...
Rectum ruiner
Sphincter splitter
Anus annhilator
Bum breaker
and other allitlerate gems.
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 19:56, More)
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- a member for 16 years, 2 months and 13 days
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- has posted 5 stories and 32 replies on question of the week
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Profile Info:
Keep Moving.
Recent front page messages:
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Best answers to questions:
» Insults
Taking the 's' off of a plural can be great...
as in, "Ethan you knacker!" or, "You complete and utter bollock!"
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 21:15, More)
» Insults
Allusions to violent homo sex...
Rectum ruiner
Sphincter splitter
Anus annhilator
Bum breaker
and other allitlerate gems.
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 19:56, More)
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» Pet Peeves
adverts
that make up stupid words. fuck you, hubba bubba, there's no such word as funbeleivabubble!
barney.
that stupid, dopey voice, that irritating song, that sickly sweet attitude. i hate that irritating purple cunt!
unnecessary punctuation
pub signs that proclaim "we sell jacket potatoe's"
what? they sell something that belongs to a jacket potato? what is it?
god, that feels good.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 1:49, More)
adverts
that make up stupid words. fuck you, hubba bubba, there's no such word as funbeleivabubble!
barney.
that stupid, dopey voice, that irritating song, that sickly sweet attitude. i hate that irritating purple cunt!
unnecessary punctuation
pub signs that proclaim "we sell jacket potatoe's"
what? they sell something that belongs to a jacket potato? what is it?
god, that feels good.
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 1:49, More)
» Pet Peeves
FUCKING HAYFEVER!!!
i am SICK of waking up on what should be a lovely day, only to find that my eyes are watery, my nose is streaming, my throat is scratchy and my head is full of wool-covered boulders.
i don't WANT to take antihistamines, many of which i'm allergic to.
i don't WANT to stay indoors on sunny days
i don't WANT to avoid going to the countryside, especially the lake district which is gorgeous.
i don't WANT to blow my nose every 2 mintes.
I DON'T WANT HAYFEVER!!!
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 10:11, More)
FUCKING HAYFEVER!!!
i am SICK of waking up on what should be a lovely day, only to find that my eyes are watery, my nose is streaming, my throat is scratchy and my head is full of wool-covered boulders.
i don't WANT to take antihistamines, many of which i'm allergic to.
i don't WANT to stay indoors on sunny days
i don't WANT to avoid going to the countryside, especially the lake district which is gorgeous.
i don't WANT to blow my nose every 2 mintes.
I DON'T WANT HAYFEVER!!!
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 10:11, More)
» When Animals Attack
i've just been dive-bombed
by the biggest, fattest, blackest bluebottle i've ever seen. that's it, i'm shutting the windows.
(Wed 30th Apr 2008, 18:00, More)
i've just been dive-bombed
by the biggest, fattest, blackest bluebottle i've ever seen. that's it, i'm shutting the windows.
(Wed 30th Apr 2008, 18:00, More)
» When Animals Attack
fuck it, might as well list them all
i've been bitten/attacked by:
dogs
cats
2 bees
1 wasp
hornets
ladybirds
mosquitos
a snake
giant hissing cockroaches
rabbits
chipmunks
ferrets
one very large eel
aaaaaaaand that's about it, i think.
(Wed 30th Apr 2008, 23:38, More)
fuck it, might as well list them all
i've been bitten/attacked by:
dogs
cats
2 bees
1 wasp
hornets
ladybirds
mosquitos
a snake
giant hissing cockroaches
rabbits
chipmunks
ferrets
one very large eel
aaaaaaaand that's about it, i think.
(Wed 30th Apr 2008, 23:38, More)