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# Every story has a beginning...


(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 18:38, archived)
# sounds like the world worst miss-understanding
Gobels: Her Hitler I have gassed the jews as instructed.
Hitler: What, like a soda stream..
Gobels: ermmmm no...


(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha.
I wonder if that was the real meaning of the SS?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 18:50, archived)
# Gestapo =
Gassed up? Oh!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 18:52, archived)
# Mwahahah
I love you name!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 18:54, archived)
# thanks
it's just something I threw on :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 18:58, archived)
# hahhaha
haha
(Kieren, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 18:41, archived)
# WoooooOO
My first front page!
:-)

Must... hummus...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 18:57, archived)
# Are you
my cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:01, archived)
# I could be
I've got a few.

What do you look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:03, archived)
# you HAD
to ask that didn't you?
teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:04, archived)
# Mweahahahahah
hahahaha!

waits patiently for all the newbies to check my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:05, archived)
# I went and checked it anyway,
cos I'm like that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Perv
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:15, archived)
# What a marvelous
judge of character you are.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:17, archived)
# Go check my
profile.
Basically, are you Neil?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:04, archived)
# good
lord. ahem.
excuse me, i wasn't expecting breasts. well done you
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:09, archived)
# if, by chance, he...
is your cousin, haven't you just caused a possible scarring experience by telling him to check your profile picture?

...or am i just an emtionally repressed yank who doesn't understand the finer joys of seeing my cousins boobs?
(Lurk, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:10, archived)
# i thought
that was positively encouraged in many states.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)
# yes, but...
only those states south of the mason-dixon line. i thankfully live in the inhabitable northern half of the country.
(Lurk, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:24, archived)
# Where are
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:27, archived)
# minneapolis...
well, st. paul at this exact moment.

i enjoy life in the ever frigid northern tundra.
(Lurk, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:30, archived)
# Frigid
Hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:31, archived)
# yes...
the word seems to capture both the climatic condtions as well as a sizable chuck of the female population here quite nicely.
(Lurk, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:35, archived)
# Woo
and a quick Yay too.

Ahem. Er, no, I'm not Neil in the physical sense but I did blatantly rip off one of his saying. You're related to Neil?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:11, archived)
# Yeah.
So you obviously know who I'm talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:12, archived)
# If you're talking about Mr.Orange Peel
then yes.

Otherwise I'm just going to have to say I don't know you but compliment you on your bread rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Not sure about the Orange Peel
thingamajig, but my cousin - Neil - has
www.boomshankers.com
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:35, archived)
# It's official
I've no idea who your friend is but I can see where the confusion comes from.

The Neil *I* was refering to was from "The Young Ones". Seems both myself and your cousin have both ripped him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:50, archived)
# A
ha!
He ripped it off the "Young Ones" too.
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Yup, it's official I'm afraid.
Still. At least he's made me look forward to November.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:58, archived)
# What?
Boomlan?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:02, archived)
# Well...
you *are* updating the calendar.
No?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# ERm
Maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:07, archived)
# Suddenly getting
all shy?
Or just can't be arsed?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:13, archived)
# Are you sure you're talking about the same Neil?
This is Bommshank's brother Neil...


But have you guessed who I am Boomy Baby??!!
(Blackrock, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Erm
no?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# Well I wouldn't expect you to know!
I've never met you before.

Though do I know your brother Terry_boresme?

(Joking)
(Blackrock, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:00, archived)
# Yup, there can be only one...
This is like a strange family get together in a pitch-black room.

Anyone else I know on here? There was a strange picture earlier that looked like Ben.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 19:59, archived)
# Most strange pictures look like Ben.
Though did you notice old Mr. Killmouse just pipped you to "Best of the Board"?
(Blackrock, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# I know
the bugger.

I'm never going to hear the last of that one. Of course, pro-rated on the membership I'm miles ahead ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
You'll have to mention that.

And here's me lagging behind as usual :O(

Still, as another mutual aquaintance says...

"It's a marathon not a sprint"

Although admittedley he's usually talking about drinking.
(Blackrock, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:10, archived)
# Well in honour of this momentous occasion...
(your first "Best of the Board")
I've made you this special Woo!
(Blackrock, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 20:30, archived)
# *sniff*
It's my very own
*sniff*
Moose-woo-yay-houpla.
*sniff*.
I'm filling up.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 14 Oct 2002, 21:22, archived)
# hmmmm
not content with the monkey fixation, I see you're developing an unhealthy interest in Moosesees?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 6:49, archived)
# There's always ample
opportunity to mix the two obsessions in B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)
# that took me
a ridiculous amount of time to "get" - but well worth it in the end :o) the penny dropped with a mighty mighty clang.
very funny.
and a yoo hay wooplah to you too, Mr Boom, or whatever they say around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 6:21, archived)