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# quick check of hotmail account
HOrse cum S0aked bitches 1OOOs p1cs
Ever Seen Female Ejaculations? Tons of Pics
Impress Your Girl With Your New Massive Package!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# metric tons?
that would be sooo cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I keep getting
some bloke trying to sell me watches.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I
Haven't had any watches yet... mostly hormones for me. And weird ass pr0n.
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# i had one
from the national rifle association selling baseball caps
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# i seem to get a lot
from a russian wives mail order company. much as they seem like lovely ladies, i'm not sure why they're so desperate to meet me...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# They've probably heard all about your penis extensions
and your fabulous septic tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# and my collection of
h0t piss1ng teen chix who luv to do it!!1!!11
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Probably
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I love
getting ones offering to enlarge my penis so I can break down walls with it...

I've never had one offering to give me a penis in the first place to have enlarged though...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:55, archived)
# you can use mine
for a few nights if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:56, archived)
# is it detachable?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:57, archived)
# urm...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Take mine.
Take me.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# ok
post it to me in a jiffy bag...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# wait...
What are you going to do with it?
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I'm going
to find a way to attach it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:05, archived)
# P.S.
I'm wanking while I reply to you.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
# now there's
a coincidence...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# What if
...the whole world wanked at once?
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)
# isn't that
what keeps the world turning though? everybody wanking all at once all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Oh Yeah...
I guess I forgot.

*wank*
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)
# 'course
it could just be me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)
# You must
wank loads, then.
Well rest assured, across the sea, I'll be wanking with thee.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not sure
how to answer that ; )

shares in Energiser anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Stop everything.
You're turning me on now.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)
# what a pity
this thread has fallen off the page...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Just about
Now it has.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I meant
off the main page... but now it's off the side of the page too : P

Ahh well... time to stop wanking for lunch I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)
# =D
Have fun eating. Try to think of my detachable penis if you have a banana.
(Hobbes, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# superglue
...it was invented for field surgery, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# ahh but
I need a way to make sure all the nerves and stuff are attached too, otherwise how will I know what a blow job feels like?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)
# over-rated
.....mainly loads of teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)
# mental note
find pensioner...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i have been
offered a husky third leg with which to shatter her meat tunnel.

i feel sorry for the husky's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 11:58, archived)
# maybe
it just needs throat sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaahaha
That's too funny! Please!
(BigMoose, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 12:02, archived)