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# As long as they're
English and married.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Wonder what Hate Mail readers make of Walkers' new range of "foreign muck" flavoured crips
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:10, archived)
# they eat them in secret
while weeping and tearing at their flesh with dirty fingernails
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:13, archived)
# If you ran the marketing campaign?
They'd lap 'em up
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Flatterer
*blush*

Still can't get a job though, gotta sign on tomorrow, spose I'd better go & buy a cheap shell-suit & gold rings from Argos first...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:23, archived)
# That's why I get funny looks
when i go into the job centre to sign on...I don't have the soverign rings!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)
# I'm totally against Crisp marraiges
what they do in the privacy of their packets is up to them, but when they denegrate our Church of England, the great institution established under such joyous circumstances by getting married in front of my vicar, in a dress.

They can't bring up little spuds, no, it's a fucking disgrace I tell yer and it makes me sick, sick to the stomach.

And that Gary Lineker, encouraging them an' all that - he's supposed to be a well respected former sportsman and non-adulterer. The birch is too good for 'em I say.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2003, 16:17, archived)