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[challenge entry] You're more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark...

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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# yaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# AARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# LoL
My mobile started vibrating the screen when that pic just finished loading.

That was rather woo.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# We're gonna need
a bigger tractor...
(Astatine, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Brilliant, I'd much rather have seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!

top pic as well
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Woohoo!
Nice factoid.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Its fucking bollocks,
Cows don't attack people, you stupid muppety twat bucket, say it again and I'll crack you such a lump on yer nut your eyes will be watering for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I see
what you did there. Call the tranquillizer-gun squad!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I'm currently in the process of doing a "Fact File" type thing for our corporate magazine
consisting of little interesting facts accompanied by an amusing/relevant pic.

edit - for example, in Italy, a man can be arrested for wearing a skirt in public.

Alfred Hitchcock didnt have a belly button

and so on, and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# sunday telegraph magazine
has a whole series of em. facts i mean. you might want to take a look
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# thanks
I might just do that
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)
# no probs
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Crikey!
Struth! Corker!

(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Woo yay
Stay out of the fields
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:53, archived)
# eat
the fuckers before they eat us I say !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i recognise that mouth...

[edit] actually, i was wrong. carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:57, archived)
# That is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# sweet jesus!
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 12:13, archived)