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[challenge entry] old, but fits here!


David Blaine tries to top the 'Ellen' show

From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)

(azure50, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Tell me,
it that person with the top hat on one of your friends?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:38, archived)
# I certainly hope so
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Im quiet impressed how he has managed to dislocate his arm to shake ali's, hand
(Pauld, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I like the way he has a
"hat halo".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Its the
Lost Top Hat Of Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
worthy of an image is that
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# At least it's not the
Red Hat of Pat Ferrick.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Or is it?
Or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)
# hurrah!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/somerset/3395333.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:43, archived)
# "It's clearly a suspicious death and we are making inquiries about it."
These police don't miss a trick do they.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Look at the size of that cop
he must be 15 feet tall
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Never mind the cop
What about the bloody car?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# why do they always find someone who says this???
Stella Higgins, who lived next door, added: "He was a very quiet man. He seemed quite normal. You wouldn't think he would be found like that."

(DMQOB, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:44, archived)
# "He did buy a lot
of Tupperware and freezer bags though"
(Phil not DS, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# because its harder to find someone to say
"He was a loud person, who seemed to be a bit slow. A freezer's too good for him i tell you"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:47, archived)
# probably 'cos she did it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# do your neighbours know you?
Mine don't.

They'd be, "Yeah. That ginger bloke. Seemed alright. Kept himself to himself. Friendly enough. Said hello once when he got the mail in. I certainly didn't expect him to be granny fiddling."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# is that 'ginger' as in 'you're all gay'?
:0
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Except for Rob Newman
The bastard is always sniffing round your bins
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)
# !
"The body is frozen and this will cause us some difficulties over the next few days before we can establish what happened to him."

He added that a post mortem examination was not likely to be carried out until Friday.


Don't they have a microwave oven?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:45, archived)
# thought that was a real story
until I read the police Inspector's name.
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:46, archived)
# It is
a real story, they are currently questioning a bristol woman
(DMQOB, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# what have her Bristols got to do with it then?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I'm apologise for the Thread Jack
But I'm pissed off...I've sent out shit loads of stupid fucking cunting spec letters...about every few fucking months I've sent them out...sometimes to the same places, sometimes to new ones. I've applied to loads of fucking jobs and still fuck all...so this morning I sat down for about an hour and half writing down phone numbers of all the places I've applied to in the past and others I'd never heard of. then rang the fucking lot of them...some twice with a slightly different voice, just out of desperation...not one fucking job I'd actualy fucking like doing...it's slowly fucking grinding me down! EMPLOY ME YOU BASTARDS!

GIVE ME A FUCKING JOB

*breaths*

That is all...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:48, archived)
# And
I for one feel so much better for that rant.

Thanks
(DMQOB, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:49, archived)
# remove from your CV
Hobbies: B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# and
Interests: Goats
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)
# ahhh....
Good point!

I'll take out the point about the goats too...thanks to the above!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Have you thought
to write to them asking for feedback on your applications?

Although the phrase 'job I'd actually like doing' is a bit of a givaway - you are supposed to hate and despise your job.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:50, archived)
# But I do hate places like
PC World, Dixons, Currys...

I just want the cheap stuff...

I'd also actualy like working there...possibly...

but just...GAAAHHH!!!

You think that's where I'm going wrong though?...I should look for a job I'd hate?:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Have you tried
not using the word "fuck" when you apply for jobs?
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:51, archived)
# We need swear words
just as much as the other ones.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Yes but
like sex, alcohol, duck tape and all of the other good things in life employers would rather that you left them at home.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# finding a job you like is near impossible
i like the job i'm in now, but its only a placement for 6 more months. and when i applied it sounded shit.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Yeah...I liked my old job
boring at times, but still quite good!...it was just temporary...and finished the day I got back from Leeds Fest, which kinda put a damper on the whole weekend too...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# that should be
the opening to all your letters
(yakmonkey, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Try not swearing so much
And changing your name to one that doesn't include "spaz".





(seriously, hope you get better luck soon).
(keef, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 16:13, archived)