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# Hmmmmmm
A: dunno, ask an expert
B: Is the bleeding due to anal intercourse? You mention diarrhea also, it could be several possibilities, most likely that your wiping too often after skooshing out your bum, and therefor have eroded the outer layer of your ringpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)
# nah, its not anal
I guess i know the reason why, but i'm not going to elaborate here.

Wow, you all know quite a bit about rectal bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# You've told us your arse is bleeding
And you have a reason, which you are not going to tell us? Oh come on, be fair. Tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# He probably had an itchy bum
and scratched it too hard

And then sniffed his fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)
# You mean
he doesn't know the difference between scratching his arse and tearing a hole in it?
I've always wanted to meet someone who fulfills that criteria...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# well
I really never have time to use the washroom, so i tend to "move my bowels" only about twice a month. I suppose it would cause a lot of stretching and such.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Twice a month?????????????????????
You REALLY need to see a doctor!!! Seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# My god
Don't fancy using the bog after you. No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# i
suppose you are right.
I have been meaning to see my doctor about it.
I could also tell him about the strange growths on my genitals while i'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Yes. Seek help.
How big are the growths?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I have
pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# oh dear
pleas no. If you have time to take pictures of you genital growths, sureley you have time to turd?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# egads
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Why do I ask
when I know the answer is going to cause me mental problems?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# If that's the case
it would come out of your mouth surely?
Please for your sake and ours, if that does happen, take a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Oh, and ANIMATE IT
ANIMATE IT HARD... Wait, ewwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)