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(Carlos the Badger, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:06, archived)
# aaaahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# i fucking hate
i-pods, and the almost crack-addiction like fanaticism with which the smug, worthless, cunt-sacks who own them harp on about how fucking great they are, even though its was obviously their first introduction to the world of mp3's and they need not get so fucking excited like they've witnessed a miracle akin to the birth of a sleekly designed jesus christ; cos we all knew about how great mp3 would be for fucking ages before that anyway. the cunts.

oh yeah, woo pic
(idlemind, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)
# What is an I-Plob?
btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)
# i-plob?
(idlemind, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)
# i-plog.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# i-plop?
(idlemind, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:20, archived)
# i-flob
?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:23, archived)
# i-pap?
(idlemind, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# i-froth
...rappid woo style!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:29, archived)
# i-can'tbefuckingarsed
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:28, archived)
# i-cantanymoreeither
(idlemind, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:34, archived)
# excellent rant - that gets a Woo all of its own
The pic above merits one too
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)
# ta
i've just ruined £300 pounds worth of electronics at work. it makes for good ranting.
(idlemind, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# it certainly seems to have done the trick
will there be reprisals? or can you blame someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:19, archived)
# i am already
in the process of blaming the manufacturer.
They're denying it, but i will prevail as their own documentation told me to do it.
(idlemind, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# I spun my bosses BMW
into a hedge yesterday. £4800 damage.

That'll teach him to let me drive his BMW 740. I was told to pick a printing 'rush job'. So I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:30, archived)
# don't hold back...
say what you mean...

My colleague tried to add a new album to her son's iPod last night. Cocked it up and wiped his entire library of borrowed albums. Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Now now
I think that you should have a little sit down and a nice cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Decimal Goatsecreature, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Tea
makes you queer.*







*perhaps...

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# console yourself in the fact that once the battery dies (after 18 months to 2 years)
it costs almost as much as a new player to replace it

and you have to send it to apple to get it changed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# see?
everyone knows they're shite, they buy one anyway cos the self-satisifed gitwits who write style magazines say they should and.. and.. ah fuck it. iRivers are just better
(idlemind, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:20, archived)
# tis true
except I won't use the inline remote for my iiver cos it'd be like the whit eear plugs - "Hello, pikey scum, I'm carrying €330 worth of kit you might like to steal"

Only thing the iPod has is a fun interface with the spinny wheel. Otherwise it's got nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Meh
I have a Zen Xtra 30GB - cost £225, plays WMA, can transfer files off it (not just on it), replaceable battery, better audio quality.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:31, archived)
# you can do
it yourself much cheaper, the interweb said so!
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# interweb
says so where?
(pushedtempo, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 1:01, archived)