keep it about 400px max, and optimise it to about 60-70% quality
and stop shopping Jamie Oliver
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:25,
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nah have the day off work
had to go and shout at the muppets at the DVLA who reckon my car vanished off the face of the planet for 3 years
had a big row with their head inspector that my number plates weren`t Irish - had to actually explain number plates to him
fucking w... fuck FUCK!! ggrr fuckfuck
edit: feeling any better?
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:30,
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had a big row with their head inspector that my number plates weren`t Irish - had to actually explain number plates to him
fucking w... fuck FUCK!! ggrr fuckfuck
edit: feeling any better?
*backs away slowly*
Have a cup of tea and a cigarette, it'll all seem better
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:32,
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ha
pray you never have to drive to the hell hole that is Borehamwood
and the woman at the desk told me off for being 10 minutes early.. I shot her a look and she nearly shat herself
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:33,
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and the woman at the desk told me off for being 10 minutes early.. I shot her a look and she nearly shat herself
did you state
"I know where you live" in your best terrorist accent? : P
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:40,
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nah I just took it out on the head inspector when he turned up 10 minutes late
fucking cunt...
what kind of a job is it to work 2 days a week, and just write down the chassis number of a car
but it proves that MOTs, the official DVLA car registration document, and all official car documentation from the manufacturer are worth fuck all to some jumped up little twat who doesn`t know how to read a number plate
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43,
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what kind of a job is it to work 2 days a week, and just write down the chassis number of a car
but it proves that MOTs, the official DVLA car registration document, and all official car documentation from the manufacturer are worth fuck all to some jumped up little twat who doesn`t know how to read a number plate
Och well
My Dad's needing to get his Volvo MOT'd tomorrow. It has NI plates too. I'll tell him of your fun.
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:50,
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the first question he`ll get if he hasn`t met the MOT guy before is
"are they personalised plates"
what the fuck?
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:52,
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what the fuck?
Hah
Probably. 3 random letters, 4 random digits. Why is that personalised?
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:01,
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Gaaggghhhhhh not teh Borehamwood!!!!!
You poor fucker
Nice to have you back even if it is just for a day :)
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Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:46,
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Nice to have you back even if it is just for a day :)