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# ..


Bigger
.

story :
www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2140006,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:27, archived)
# this is too clever
give it a magenta cock
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:29, archived)
# - and quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:29, archived)
# spunking
preferably
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Oh yus.
(Astatine, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:29, archived)
# what a pisswater party - I despair
I can't respect that. I would a soclialist. But I wash too often. And I don't like shouting in people's faces.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:30, archived)
# the original of that made me furious
because I know it will sway opinion

edit: And no one will notice the irony of the labour party accusing Dave of spin.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Basically,
they accused him of acting like the leader of any given political party (within spitting distance of a position of power).

"No shit, sherlock", I thought.
(Astatine, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:36, archived)
# yes, i was reading their reasons behind this
and thinking how perfectly it applied to the labour party as well as the conservatives.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:37, archived)
# He's still a tory cunt
as is Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 19 Apr 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I can't decide what's worse anymore
Tory cunts or Labour cunts
(basstard, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 18:47, archived)
# you obviously
are too young to remeber the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 19:37, archived)
# However
I am old enough to remember both the second half of the 1990s and the 2000s.
(basstard, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 19:38, archived)
# compared to thatcher
Blair is like a big huggable box of flowery kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 23:13, archived)
# The Tories Strike Back!
Watch out for Episode 6: The Return of the Cabinet!
(xa7om, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:36, archived)
# very nice indeed sir, as always...
and on reading that story, doesn't it just make you hark back to the days of campbell, and
wishing he were still with us...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:38, archived)
# you should see his wife defend him
on the TV.
Journalist Fiona Millar, I think..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# its quite amusing to type in 'fiona millar' into google
and then just click search, the top 'hit' is a pearler - not for the article, but
for the first sentence which shows up on google
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# haha!
yes !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Very
googletastic!
(bogsludger, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 23:40, archived)
# subtle
as a a very very very subtle whisper

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Watch that
go postal.

Woo as always
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Maybe if the leader of this country
were to actually do some sort of leading rather than making childish taunts at his opposition and generally bullshitting and licking george Bush's arse, out country wouldn't be in the sorry state it is in right now?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# ^that
the amount of money they must have wasted not saying "we`ve done a great job" but "oh the Tories are crap"* just goes to show what a lousy job they`re doing



top pic, Bob


*I hasten to add I ain`t gonna be voting Tory
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 13:46, archived)
# nice
/topical chuffin great !
(I_am_B, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# this is great
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 19 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)
# The original story is so childishly hilarious.
And your version is good too. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 13:30, archived)
# That is teh rox0rs
...although shouldn't Tony perhaps be a slug, instead? Or perhaps an anal wart...
(I helped save b3ta! esganorp has no hummus, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Lets make any politicians watching feel really ashamed....
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 18:28, archived)
# timesonline?
get this rightwing filth off the board!

(also, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 18:36, archived)
# It's always good to replace actual criticism and arguments
with cartoon characters and catch phrases
fucking joke of a political society we live in
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 18:43, archived)
# SATIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Haha, so true.
I love that animation, but it wouldn't make me want to vote for those tory labour cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Shouldn't take too long for..
..some newspaper outlet to steal this picture without giving credit.

Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! TN, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Indeed. See today's Times, page 15
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:02, archived)
# To be fair
I got a phonecall from a friend and the journalist asked permission - a refreshing change.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Ah - so you have friends at the Thunderer?
That may go some way to explain why B3ta has not yet on the banned list on News International's otherwise pernicious web filer.

Zeropct(at)gmail(dot)com if you want to name names.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 0:16, archived)
# mein gott
that's funny
ahahahahahahaha

however, could I point out that 'c--t' is not spelt with an 'h', 'a', 'm', 'e', 'l', 'e' or 'o'.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Spot on.



or perhaps stripes on.
(hakkety, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Tony doesn't...
...cycle, though.
(Ihaveagirlfriend, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:23, archived)
# splendid as ever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 19:16, archived)
# printed in People section in Times today
make sure they at least credit you
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 0:44, archived)