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# Me too
I bought women's deodorant by mistake...

I smell like my mum

(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:18, archived)
# I bet that lipstick and those split crotch panties were an accident too.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:20, archived)
# the peep hole bra was entirely on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:21, archived)
# from the
"pouches for a pound, knickers for a nicker" machine in blackpool

classy :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:23, archived)
# today I am mostly smelling of:
Armani Code - For Him.

edit: It's the aftershave not EDT - just thought that I would clear that one up.

I purchased it because it had the worst advert ever. It was so bad, it became good.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)
# which one was that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:32, archived)
# it just had the back of a guys head
and the voice said (i will try and write it as it sounded)
"What is da code?"

the bloke turns round, and the voice says

"Di Armani code"

it was only a few seconds long and was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)
# ha ha!!
sounds like a classic :)

i am wearing a splash of ditchwater which harmonises
with my piss soaked pants, adding a lovely musky aroma
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)
# the smell of a real man
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Chicks dig this shit. Wear yesterday's shirt instead of aftershave.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)
# and rub grass in your hair
girls just can't get enough of a man with grass in his hair
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Especially if they get hayfever, or if you get hayfever.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ahh, the saliva based sneezing mist really sets a romantic scene
better than candles anyway
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)
# If you take her down to the car detailing shop in this state, it will be like living in an industrial rainforest.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)
# you've gone all upmarket today!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning!!
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)