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[challenge entry] ...and a big hello to all you feminists out there...

From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 347 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Much woo
have your self a "jump under a racehorse" stylee hooplar
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Haha!
Women are stupid: fact.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# and feminists just need a good f*ck
*ducks as g/f trashes kitchen in muffhuff*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# I'm a feminist
And I hate the bitch. She's only going to be useful as a warmer for my stiletto heel, when inserted into that diamond encrusted vagina of hers. With force.

Grr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I'm just scared by her lazy eye :(
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I'm gonna scare her with my lazy japseye
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Of all her lazy parts
You're scared of her eye the most?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Well, she has a lot of lazy parts
but that spongtastic eye always looks like it's ready to fuck off to elsewhere.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
Puts me off every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# try a whole wellington
Its not like shes going to feel a tiny stiletto heel is it.

you could try shoving antiarcia up there, at least then it'll keep it save from the oil companies
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# But the stiletto would pierce her cervix you see
I'm talking about 8 inches of biro thick steel here.

I wish I could still stand up in my heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Would eight inches pierce a cervix?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# It would if I put a lot of force behind it
I'm not being too precious with pelvic integrity here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Blimey
You still working on the 14th?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Even better than that
I'm working AND doing somebody else's job for them.

*grumblepuss*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I don't like the sound of that
you go lay down the law and say Dixon told them to give you the day off
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I've tried threatening them with you.
No, really.

'naked men covered in teddies will be most displeased...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# first thing I think of when I think of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# point taken
when i wear high heels i twat my forehead on door frames.

Mind you i dont think heels were designed for 6ft3 lanky men
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# GOTH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# lol
i look more like a technitian thusly:
www.myspace.com/kaiserpro
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Are the Mars Volta any good?
I keep getting people say that I should like them as I like Tool, Perfect Circle, Isis etc.

I am as yet unconvinced.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# They are utterly ace
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I may think of purchasing some
from the excellent Spacecake Records (plug)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Cor!
*fwaps at thought*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# don't try
you just lay there and I'll get the "equipment"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
and a preserve the whales by shoving them in too.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# there'd be plenty of fish
Ahhh ha ha


i'll get my coat
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I'm sure she could also accomodate
the entire Japanese whaling fleet up there, so I'd still worry about the whales. Poor dears.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# fucking cunts, whales
can't even breathe under water. Have to keep coming up and SPOUTING!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# corsets and lipstick
apart from that, a fucking waste of space
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I have some elements of being a feminist
...but most of the time it feels like they're just as bad, feminists take stuff too far. I just want equality, considering the genders a social divide winds me up from either perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# and...
i'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# That sounds like footage
that'll sell better than her boring flick.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Her tits are rubbish
Mark them down, HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# very true-
perhaps that should be "cost of tits"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Indeed
You should have a "maintenance factor" as well.

Hers would be about 11 out of 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# How rubbish?
I didn't get all the way through her vijo. I only saw metal gear solid style rolling around in cheap undercrackers, so I turned it off and watched Cathy Barry instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# pretty rubbish
though it looks like she'd give a good blowjob :)

/did sit through all of it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Anything to shut her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# tits?
surely -9 is more correct, she's inverted man
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Arf...


but her tits ain't a nine
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Arrgh
.....Heffer
.....Balls!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)