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[challenge entry] My local evil cult
are selling cards this year.


From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# heh
good bit of hummus so far in this compo!
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:06, archived)
# So long as it doesn't get rather depressing.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Haha,
I'd make sure the other person drank first though.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
# and then.....sexy tiem!!
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Huzzah!
. . . I think.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I would like to join your circus
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I got bored of making things for it,
*gets interested again*
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:29, archived)
# you`ll get AIDS
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Analy Inserted Diseases
I'm not putting in my my bottom. Yet.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)
# noony first?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# That's the only way I gain a similar reaction
when I use Herbal Essances.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:18, archived)
# christ.. what herbs do you use?

/thinks of that dreadful tune by The Streets.. few `erbs and a bit of Benson
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)
# The hair shampoo, you prat.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)
# how would I know?
and it`s "baldy prat" thanks :)

edit: oops that sounded a bit harsh... wasn`t meant to be
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I am remembering what you is meaning by 'Kool Aid'....
good good good
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I am being thick...
can you remind me?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Google Jim Jones
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:11, archived)
# This sounds like one of those searches
I should probably leave well alone :|
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Pffft.
Mental cult leader. Laced a load of drink with cyanide and got all his followers to drink it. It was known as the Jonestown Massacre and the phrase 'don't drink the kool aid' has come to mean, 'be careful of that bunch of nutters'.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Cheers :)
I think my b3ta warning radar may be getting a touch too sensitive;)
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Aaaaaah
How evil.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# From wiki
"Jim sold pet monkeys door-to-door to raise the money to fund his own church"

Was this Jim Jones chap a character from Monty Python's Flying Circus?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:54, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:11, archived)
# or Google
'drink the kool aid'
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I have no real idea what the stuff is.
Wikipedia makes it sounds horrid.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Niiiiiice
Jonestown Massacre - suicide involving Grape Kool Aid and drugs....
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Ahhh...
now I understands :)
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I have a packet of it here
I remember it being quite nice, but very sweet (as you would expect)

Its a summer drink, for days where you want lots of energy but dont mind crashing after a few hours of intense sugar.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# SUNNY D!
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Haha!
All the kool kidz drink it.

(The big hyperactive freaks. ADHD my arse)
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Righto.
I tried Gator-aid while I was in the states but didn't see any kool aid.

Is it fizzy? Why is it 'aid' instead of 'ade'?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# the smell of your burps attracts gators
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Its very wierd, its like a packet mix
that you put in a jug with sugar and water. I think it was fizzy...it was about 8 years ago I had it, and this packet I have here has been sat unused for about 2 years.

Basically its the kind of thing you shouldnt drink if you value your teeth :)
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahaha, excellent!
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)