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# first attempt at an animation


I've copied off an old animation, from an old site that no longer exists
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Good lord
That's quite the overbite

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# its a pussy with teeth!
hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# vagina denta
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# vagina dentata you say?
DO NOT CLICK - NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# there was a film at sundance that delt with the issure if vagina denta
i think it was called 'teeth'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# you were at sundance?
when?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *doesn't click*

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# God
I take it the A stands for anywhere
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# argh!
i think i'll take the other end
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# i remember seeing that before
both scary yet inticing.

like having sex with a bacon slicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Could do with slowing down a touch
But otherwise wonderful
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# why, thank you
:D
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Just think it would be nice to see it a little longer
Before it snaps. May just be my eyesight of course...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# That's what I used to say about my banjo string
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
#
banjo string cock
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ><__><
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I cut one of those once with my teeth by accident.
to be fair, it was his own fault (head grabby that sort of thing).

As was the howl when he ran into the bathroom and stuck it under the wrong tap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# ouchy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# See, I misunderstood that
And thought you were actually talking about a banjo string...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# ah
Bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Heh, I don't think he'd have cried quite so much.
Not that it matters, he's with my fat fuck of an ex best mate now, so it's not as if he needs to use his cock anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you go girl
*clicks fingers like an American*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# You could spread her legs
Insert into what you think is the correct fold

And still be about 6 inches away from her actual vulva.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *dry heaves*
... reconsiders

*dry heaves again*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Yup.
I did it once. I was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# well...
I'd be lying if I said I haven't done something similar...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# that made me wince
even though i have girl-parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Were you biting the label off a new pair of pants
ooh i see... harlet!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you know the banjo-string-esque bit under the tongue (the frenulum thereof)?
I have frequently cut mine on my own mandibular teeth* while entertaining a lady.**




*not trying to be posh there, but "bottom" and "lower" both seemed open to misinterpretation

**at least I hope they were entertained
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Ooooouch.
I could pierce it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Wouldn't that make it worse?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I could thread some kind of study yet flexible plastic plate
onto the piercing, thereby separating and mutually protecting teeth and tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# oooh...
could be a plan.

I still have my tongue piercing but had to remove my labret for my job.

a lingual frenulum could be a nice additional not-too-obvious one.

Are you a proper piercer with like and shop and stuff, or do you have a cork, a candle and a saftey pin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Wait, did you make it or copy it?
*Befuddlement*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# i made it myself
but it is a remake of an old thing
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
#
Edit: Uh huh. Yeah, and I made this:
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket*

*May or may not be true.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# do you work for CAPCOM?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# VENOM!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Does anyone remember Carnage?
He was quite the villain too
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Remember him?
I've got the comics with him in.

Well, some of them I think.

I know we've got the first one because I had to dust it yesterday. And definitely at least a few others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Madam i'm impressed.
I want those comics
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I think I'd be swiftly divorced (well, you know what I mean)
if they disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# carnage was so
much cooler that venom
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# He was all kinds of crazy
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Dear Ms Cpt Wow (Ms)
I hearby apply for position of ships ghost.

I require spekkle badgy and all the krill I can eat.

Signed

Ghosty Ghosty Rivery Ghosty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# You can be ships ghost with intent
How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Can I be ships ghost with a nice brunette?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Which nice brunette?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Eeeeerm
er

Liv Tyler will do thanky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Thought i told you earlier
It's my job now. I'm the Admiral!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# No you're rear admiral
That puts you just behind the cabinboy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# You're going to get such a haunting
Even if you're already ghost.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *ghost wees in rum*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# well, you didn't make that, you copied it
foof has posted loads of those before
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Its from that Marvel vs Capcom game
I guess you need to work out what he/she did with the graphic
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That game is very very bright.
Cactus eaty people! Dancy YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# no idea
but as i said, foof posted loads of these before
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# 1.copy from gifdump
2. post on b3ta
3. get raped?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# step 3 sounds interesting
you live with my uncle too?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7256624
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# haha
It's alright i don't have an uncle
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# 4. Film
5. Profit?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# is gifdump back up?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# not to my knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# There's giftube now though, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] God is gay lol!!!!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
#
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! CongoJoe, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I bet you hit the popular page on a regular basis
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha unsurprisingly not
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# yes God love all gayers and want them to turn up to church to biarch slap all narrowminded homophobic middleclass ladies
That feel that their flower arranging is under threat!!!

/FACT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
'noon Ghosty!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# 'noon Gatuie
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# if you made it then that is very good
but it looks suspiciously like something from Marvel Vs Capcom II from the DC
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# DC?
I'm an Arcade machine man myself.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# sega Dream Cast
one of the best consoles I've ever owned... and I've had a few!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Want to buy a Saturn?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I would do,
but I already have one thanks - and it rocks hard... and I don't play it enough
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# yes, this.
damn, i'm going to have to dig out my dreamcast tonight..
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# if you have it
play Jet Set Radio until you puke
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# or MSR
or power stone
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# or soul calibur
or street fighter 3

or daytona...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# or Shenmue
if you have the time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# even better!
*plays super hang-on*
*goes looking for sailors*

second one's ace as well.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
#
*still waiting for shenmue 3*
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# or samba di amigo
i forgot about soul caliber, which is quite possibly the best fighting game ever made
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# i always wanted to play samba :(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# my mate broke
the light on the ceiling playing that
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# i found it ages ago
on an old website, saved it to my desktop, and i decided to try and imitate it

and in response to the carnage thread, i have the actual first carnage appearence
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# well good for you
I woo it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# thank you
:D
i'm going to try and do a venom vs. carnage animation

what do you think?
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# go for it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I think if you can do it you should do
but don't let it interfere with other things like study or sex making
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# i'd say sex
was more important than study
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# It would be better if you didn't explain what it was.
Instead you just reveal little snippets in lengthy exposition scenes later, which never satisfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hehe
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)