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# why, thank you
:D
(creem all over your face, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Just think it would be nice to see it a little longer
Before it snaps. May just be my eyesight of course...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# That's what I used to say about my banjo string
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
#
banjo string cock
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ><__><
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I cut one of those once with my teeth by accident.
to be fair, it was his own fault (head grabby that sort of thing).

As was the howl when he ran into the bathroom and stuck it under the wrong tap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# ouchy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# See, I misunderstood that
And thought you were actually talking about a banjo string...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# ah
Bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Heh, I don't think he'd have cried quite so much.
Not that it matters, he's with my fat fuck of an ex best mate now, so it's not as if he needs to use his cock anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you go girl
*clicks fingers like an American*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# You could spread her legs
Insert into what you think is the correct fold

And still be about 6 inches away from her actual vulva.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *dry heaves*
... reconsiders

*dry heaves again*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Yup.
I did it once. I was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# well...
I'd be lying if I said I haven't done something similar...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# that made me wince
even though i have girl-parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Were you biting the label off a new pair of pants
ooh i see... harlet!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# you know the banjo-string-esque bit under the tongue (the frenulum thereof)?
I have frequently cut mine on my own mandibular teeth* while entertaining a lady.**




*not trying to be posh there, but "bottom" and "lower" both seemed open to misinterpretation

**at least I hope they were entertained
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Ooooouch.
I could pierce it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Wouldn't that make it worse?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I could thread some kind of study yet flexible plastic plate
onto the piercing, thereby separating and mutually protecting teeth and tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# oooh...
could be a plan.

I still have my tongue piercing but had to remove my labret for my job.

a lingual frenulum could be a nice additional not-too-obvious one.

Are you a proper piercer with like and shop and stuff, or do you have a cork, a candle and a saftey pin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)