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[challenge entry] I cannot believe it's not bindun, but still here goes.

From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 476 entries (closed)

(Neostenine's maker, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# unless I'm very much mistaken....
When we were a lad, bike rides didn't need safety helmets and playgrounds were made of concrete. This world has gone too soft - so take an aspect of daily life and shop it to be more dangerous, like the good old days.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I must say, this looks like a really good compo so far
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# 'sup dawg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Silly Mink, Weasel is not dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Correct! In fact, weasels are more closely related to mushrooms.
Fact.

T&C's apply
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# proof of purchanse required?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:53, archived)
# i didn't say he was a dog
i said dawg.
there's a world of difference.
now, we'll have no more back chat from you.
*spanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *reddens*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# 'lo chief
hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)
# not bad mate
i've got the day off today.
how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I'm good. No management so its practically a day off
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
# \o/
everyone's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Vista is dangerous, also?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)
# No exactly dangerous
but I do wish I had never "upgraded" to that pile of crap.

LISTEN PEOPLE!!! STICK WITH XP!

Or better yet, use Linux.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I seem to remember everyone saying 'STICK WITH 2000!' when XP came out
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Yup
and I still prefer 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I know, let's have a discussion about what's the best OS
I don't recall that ever being done on the interwebs before ever!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)
# not exactly
I just want to save you all from buying Vista crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I run a vista emulator by turning up the contrast on my screen
and halving the amount of RAM I have in my box

...geek jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Very magnaimous, I'm sure
allow me to return the favour.
Don't read Terry Pratchett, he's a talentless cunt.
Also avoid pecorino cheese, it fucking mings.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *takes notes*
cking mings... okay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)
# mmmm pecorino
><
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I strongly disapprove of this
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# You're as bad as Hitler
*Godwin's laws and therefore wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *likes Pratchett*
still, live and let live, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# What's wrong with Pratchett :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Nothing except I don't like him
I was attempting to be amusing on the subject of arguing over matters of personal taste, see?

Well, that and trying to get my post count back up after yesterday's absence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# OH MY GOD THE HORROR!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *is chased off b3ta by angry mob with burning sporks*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# OS2
zomg - it was like so there man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# im in ur OS2
graphicalizationizing ur DOS
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
# this translates as 'let's make all the Mac users sexually excited'
since they seem to get off on going on about MacOS so much
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)
# that's because macs emit jobaloney
causing the users to go into a religious fervor and lose all rational sense

tho they do have final cut pro

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:58, archived)
# for all your online self-harm needs
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaha
but emo's never make "the final cut"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# No they don't
And if you say that again I'll bring all the Brimstone and Treacle of the hordes of hell and meet out great gnashing and grinding on you!

I'm... I'm sorry... I have NO idea where that came from!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Nurse, this man has sever jobaloney poisoning
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# RTEMS
because I like autonomous weapons of mass destruction

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I know which OS is the best
MAC OS X!!!!!!!
(C4C4V471C4 Radiant, Teriffic, Humble, "Some Artist", Fri 3 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# dont listen
to this lunatic.

Vista is fine. as long as you have IT qualifications and patience. and no friends. (bit like linux....)
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Aromatic
A Romantic
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Um
how is that dangerous?
And how have you 'shopped it?

/HELLO! ANYONE HOME?

/FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:50, archived)
# /hello!! postman here, I have a delivery?? hello
/knock knock!!!

/hello!!!

I have no shitting idea where I'm going with this

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# That's because you're barmy dm
Stephen Fry as cockney cab driver:
"Mad? I'll tell you about mad. Jason - Blue Peter cat 1975-79. Thought he was a Siamese. Bonkers. Just bonkers"
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# are you leeching an unshopped immage?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# hehh
tell me about it

thank god some idiot is buying me a mac laptop

*koff* 3 grand XD
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
#


edit: The question is, which one is dangerous. I love Ubuntu, but it don’t half drive me up the wall sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hmmm
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)
# hmm
potential amusement from bc related antics
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# is it any good?
my pirated version of XP is running so pap that I'm thinking of changing and I don't like the look of Vista.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# well...
Yes, its very good, and (for Linux) very easy to install and use. There is also a super helpful community out their to answer your questions. The only reason why I have a Windows box left in my house is because I use it for gaming. And seeing as the next iteration of direct X will only be released for Vista, my windows gaming days are pretty much over anyway.

All of the software is free, and it all installs with the click of a button straight from the interweb

Plus, check what you can do with the desktop effects www.youtube.com/watch?v=utv0I9F3blM

(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ccooooool
thnaks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# oh btw
you can try it by booting form the live CD, it doesn’t make any changes to your hard disk, or you can install it vai Wubi wubi-installer.org/ which kind of installs it to a virtual hard (in one big file, a bit like virtual PC or something (except that you actually boot from it, you don’t run it in windows)) thus not making any changes to the format of your disk and not harming windows (meaning that if you don’t like it, you just have to delete one file form windows and its gone)

right, that’s enough geekyness for now I think
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# The look of Mac OS X is better
because it has cool effects
(C4C4V471C4 Radiant, Teriffic, Humble, "Some Artist", Fri 3 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# LOL MY OPERATING SYSTEM BEATS YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# not it dont
mine is better and yours is shit and you only use ti because you are gay and using it makes you gay and mine is the best 100% FACT!!11!eleven *foam* *froth*

(which was yours again)
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 3 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# MINE RULES
Because Mac OS X is secure, UNIX based and cool!
(C4C4V471C4 Radiant, Teriffic, Humble, "Some Artist", Fri 3 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)