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[challenge entry] I just wanted to finish this off as quick as possible
Spent too long looking at Britneys horrible gash.


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(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Are you in the vinegar strokes now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
#
Yeah, second time around. It's Arnies head that's working for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# i keep thinking of all the axe wounds that arnie made in that film
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# It does show
or doesn't now
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# better than looking at her face
...










source?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# NO she wasn't that excited at the time
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# oof!
right between the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Mmmm, doughy thighs...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# pffh wouldn't say no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# yeasty fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Just one more and I can complete my life-size replica of the Taj Mahal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *sniff*
You used to like getting these.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I still do
You don't know what this Taj Mahal replica means to me and my indian lodger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# just one indian lodger?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# you give it out too easily
or so I've heard.

Why doesn't Dixon's award say the "all new dixon bawls award..."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Oi there chap!
Did you make it to Blackpool in the end? ...and did you visit anywhere decent while you were here? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# We did :)


Only got time to go to the pleasure beach and browse the illuminations -but we had a grand time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# cor that lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Cheers fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# What happened to Nikon Fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# sad news
www.b3ta.com/board/7707640
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Shitbags!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# oooh
best pic of blackpool I've seen. you should send this to the tourist info.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Thanks muchly :)
It certainly doesn't show up the shit brown sea that was on display that day
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Why did they build the pier
so far away from the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# To preempt global warming
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# to leave plenty of room
for dead chinese...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# that is really fantastic!
it would app-peir!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *spang!*
now you deserved that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# this is a very good pic
is that your one Indian lodger on the beach?

nice of you to take him to Blackppol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# cheers
Yeh - picking cockles like a good lad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
Lovely pic.

People think I'm mental when I tell them that Blackpool gets the best sunsets...

...but it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Thanks!
Yeh, it has perfect conditions - generally cloudy/unsettled skies, west-facing, with a dash of pollution

Was certainly one of the best sunsets I've seen for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# are you sure?
1Dixon2Girls1Cup

gives me more fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I have refused (so far) to watch that video!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# i tried to forget about it yesterday
then remembered just before i went to bed.

i watched and felt ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# It's really not that bad
I just laughed at it, I didn't wank gag once.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *giggles*
More of these please :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# jus add flour!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# pubic dandruff makes a grand alternative
a few drops of stray piss and voila - a frothy fanny batter starter for wonderful sour dough pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I am still eating
please try harder

Hullo Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hullo Medi! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# :o
That's a great source/pic you have there, but I'd hardly say Britney had 'doughy thighs'!
The percentage of the population have a little extra weight on them, and a lot of people who choose not to have pretty unhealthy ideas about why.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I never said she was fat
it's more a complexion thing, brought on by a crappy diet. She's a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# "Hear hear"
*likes doughy thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *offers thighs up*
mine be doughy

*tenses*

now firm

I can be whatever you want me to be.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# yum
I was slightly enraged and embarrassed to be a human person when everyone was talking about "fat britney" on the mtv thingy. fair enough, she fucked up the performance gemini style, but she's certainly not fat by normal standards. She doesnt look like she's dying like paris and nicole however, so properly fat journos can think up puns about her being a fatty. I couldn't care less about britney, it's the people that these headlines affect that concern me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# It was so harsh what they were saying
I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous at the VMAs. Best I've seen her looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# LEAVE HER ALONE!!! *flails*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha!
I was weeping and screaming while i wrote that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# just finished looking through those links!!
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# There's a christmas one
with Terry Waite as well somewhere, but I couldn't find that when I spazzed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Heh
I ate Terry Waite's tart the other day, it was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# There was a time (c.1999) when I would have crawled a mile across broken glass
just to wank over her shadow.

Funny how things change *trys to keep vom down*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# has anyone noticed that britney's fannooja looks a bit like Arnie?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# He's tryng to sneak a nuke up her snizz
Yes that's right, her snizz has a snuke
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# cool
hasta la beef-flaps, baby
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I understood less than a fifth of 12% of that
and half as little again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# It's from a South Park episode
Terrorists hide a nuclear bomb up Hilary Clintons vag.

I havnt seen South Park in about 7 years, I now have sky & can watch it (it's really good IMO).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# it is
if youre talking about south park.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Yup, South Park
I have about 9 series (seasons) to catch up on and it's great.

I saw one the other day where Cartman becomes "Dog the bounty hunter", I almost hurt myself laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
#
www.allsp.com gives you all of them.

and yes, Dog the Bounty Hunter is awesome :)

Scott Tenorman must die is also superb.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Ta
I know have hours of purile excellence to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# best ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Um, can you fucking link that please?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# You want the Britney pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Birtney + Commando
in google images will keep you in spaffing mode for a bit. If you find that angle attractive...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# No
My boss just asked me what that was and I'd like you to link it rather than keep it on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# don't look at b3ta at work then?
It's not NSFW. It's a bit eurgh, but that's par for the course here. Hide the thread and move on (is my unhelpful, unsolicited advice)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I wasn't talking to you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# then use a private message
this is a public board, you put something on it, it's open to public viewing and response.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
#
public gobshite
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
#
Geoff the Clownfish A Massive Cunt



gosh, what a fun game.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Knock yourself out:
www.b3ta.com/questions/insults/
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Too... much... choice...
*head assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 16 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)