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[challenge entry] This caused me physical pain...


If it's bindun I think I'll kill myself.


From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 335 entries (closed)

(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Data or Kryten FTW.
What's the difference between an android and a mechanoid?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# androids have the shape/appearance of a human.
mechanoids don't necessarily.

'noon to you.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^what he said...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh.
Noon.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ning Cap'n...
Work better today?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Well it's not worse.
How's that?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Umm...
Better?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# More sort of....same.
But I do have beef and mustard in my sandwich, so for now nobody shall cark it.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# did it cost £85?
has it got truffle mayo?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# It cost FREE
and no.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# you probably already sawed, but just in case
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# All of that
then he puts rocket in it. Rocket's for fools.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Truffle Mayo?
TROFLMAO
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Aahh...
Damn you to hell! I wanted that today but they ran out of beef at ye shoppe!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It's fucking luuuush.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I have too much onion in my ham salad barm...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I detest raw onion.
It's not necessary, all it does is ruin your relationships.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Lies,
there's a time and a place!

and it's here and now...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# blech.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# You should use
a venn diagram to explain.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ok

check mah skillz
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# new kryten or original kryten?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# New
original frightened me. The PVC tux and the lips were weird, and the voice was horrid.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That bloke played a talking toaster in a later episode, I believe.
/ultrageek
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Was that him?
*thinks* ohhhhhhh yeeeeeah. How queer.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# and he now plays
the old farm hand in The Green Green Grass on BBC1
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I can't watch that show.
It takes 'unnecessary shite' to a whole new level.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Manwife enjoys it.
I take that time to trawl the gay shift.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# It's going to get comfusing if you call yours manwife as well.
As for about a minute there I was going 'no he bloody doesn't, he said it was tantamount to memory abuse'.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# How about
beardedwife?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'm beginning to think we have the same one.
Has yours got dreads down to his arse?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Nope - that is impressive. Must have taken some cultivating
Mine's more of a strategically shaved gorilla which doesn't shave that often.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# They've been going for *counts on fingers*
about 6/7 years now. I trimmed them a while back as well, otherwise they'd be halfway down his thighs. Our children shall swing off them, I know it.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *films*
*sends to You've Been Framed*
*Profits*
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I already 'ding dong' them
when he's not paying attention.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# all-new classic kryten
with added croth socket attachments
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# the hems on their y-fronts
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Best of all the
cybernetic organisms.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I need somebody clever
to rework that jingle and then the masterpiece will be complete...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# there is nothing wrong with the love between a man and his android
does it concern anyone here, that when the technology is up to stage where androids replicate humans, that humans will program them to be prostitutes?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Concern isn't the word I'd use.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# GMTFH?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# That's more like it.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm looking forward to it.
The variety of fetishes that abound quite happily in today's more liberal society means that there'll be some interesting ones.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Well I don't see anything wrong with bonking a robot
but we'd be exploiting it by forcing it into prostitution.

I am also looking forward to sexually active robots, because as a nerd, it's looking like the only way I'm gunna get my leg over.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# if you're rich you can bone me
/not proud blog
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# no you're male.
sorry.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# well then maybe it's not your nerdiness, just your outrageous pickyness.
I mean, if you're going to discard and entire gender what do you expect?
I'm also fat and hairy. You hard yet?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Damn straight I'm hard.
fat hairy has to turn me on. How else could I wank?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Depends if it's sentient or not.
Otherwise it's like 'exploiting' a fleshlight.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# imagine the unbelievable hell
of being a sentient fleshlight.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Oh dear.
You'd have to hope you had a considerate owner who washed you out every time.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahah
WINS!!!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yeah that's the point I'm getting to
I hope they aren't sentient for some time :D
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Haha, me too.
Although not so much for sexual reasons.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# "I want a real doll made that looks like a sexbot but isn't"
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# i demand a song!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# See above...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# CUNT!!!
I haven't fallen for that in years...
heads will roll...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha!!
nicely done!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Chizzle Nizzle
was going to replace the horse on the cover but had lost the will to live by then...
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)