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# Data or Kryten FTW.
What's the difference between an android and a mechanoid?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# androids have the shape/appearance of a human.
mechanoids don't necessarily.

'noon to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^what he said...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh.
Noon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# ning Cap'n...
Work better today?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Well it's not worse.
How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Umm...
Better?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# More sort of....same.
But I do have beef and mustard in my sandwich, so for now nobody shall cark it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# did it cost £85?
has it got truffle mayo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# It cost FREE
and no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# you probably already sawed, but just in case
www.b3ta.com/board/8272337
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# All of that
then he puts rocket in it. Rocket's for fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Truffle Mayo?
TROFLMAO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Aahh...
Damn you to hell! I wanted that today but they ran out of beef at ye shoppe!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It's fucking luuuush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I have too much onion in my ham salad barm...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I detest raw onion.
It's not necessary, all it does is ruin your relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Lies,
there's a time and a place!

and it's here and now...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# You should use
a venn diagram to explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ok

check mah skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# new kryten or original kryten?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# New
original frightened me. The PVC tux and the lips were weird, and the voice was horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That bloke played a talking toaster in a later episode, I believe.
/ultrageek
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Was that him?
*thinks* ohhhhhhh yeeeeeah. How queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# and he now plays
the old farm hand in The Green Green Grass on BBC1
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I can't watch that show.
It takes 'unnecessary shite' to a whole new level.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Manwife enjoys it.
I take that time to trawl the gay shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# It's going to get comfusing if you call yours manwife as well.
As for about a minute there I was going 'no he bloody doesn't, he said it was tantamount to memory abuse'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# How about
beardedwife?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'm beginning to think we have the same one.
Has yours got dreads down to his arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Nope - that is impressive. Must have taken some cultivating
Mine's more of a strategically shaved gorilla which doesn't shave that often.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# They've been going for *counts on fingers*
about 6/7 years now. I trimmed them a while back as well, otherwise they'd be halfway down his thighs. Our children shall swing off them, I know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *films*
*sends to You've Been Framed*
*Profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I already 'ding dong' them
when he's not paying attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# all-new classic kryten
with added croth socket attachments
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# the hems on their y-fronts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)