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Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Nicolas Cage: One Man, One Hand Gesture,

A billion films

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

i'd still do him.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

I look exactly like him.*

Do me.

Although all care has been taken to remove lies, some may still remain

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

_{packaged in a lie rich atmosphere}

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

do you have muscles

comparable to his con air character?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

in Marinieres sauce?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

*drools*

don't tempt me with seafood...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

haha. poncey sauces.

it's fucking butter and garlic!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

and

white wine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

I have trouble with getting the wine

past my lips to the pan.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

i don't have that trouble with white

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

are you mental?

I had a bottle of colombard chardonnay last night from my package from the wine club. It was divine ( J.P. Chenet ) and cheap. I was going to have another but tried the Western Cellars one instead and it was acidy muck ( from the same grape variety )
It's all about taste I suppose. there are fine whites out there but nothing yet has beaten my favourite tipple of Chateaux neuf de pape. That is the god's nectar.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

i totally agree with you

about the chenet. have you tried montrachet? it's my favourite, but very hard to find round these parts.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

I have indeed.

I get all my stuff delivered from Tesco wine club which sounds worse than it is. I do buy by the case though.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

use really cheap wine

and buy 2 bottles

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yeah

I don't use even vaguely expensive wine to cook with -- a total waste of something drinkable. Really cheap wine works just as well, if you've got the kind of cooking skills I have, anyway...

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boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

" Just put the bunny back in the box "

hehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

he's got the whole world

in his hands

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

superb.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

steve buscemi

makes me laugh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

I look nothing like him.

But I do have better muscles. I just hide them under my fat so as not to cause riots.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

ah.

a technique which, i'm sure, is employed by many b3tans.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

but not many of us brave enough

to show it to all and sundry like me and Shalroth.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

i'll show(almost) anything

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

I've seen.

and may your god bless you for it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

heh

i have no god. sin is more fun without the guilt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

i'm too shy to show my body *blush*

www.b3ta.com/board/8339189

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

aaawww!

but you have the manly hairs and lack of beer gut!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:45, archived)

I have ginger hairs

and all the beer gut :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

*flappy hand*

oh you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

i don't do false praise

i'd do you, although that's not saying much. i'm well-known for being not very picky.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

thanks

i think

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

AWWWW man did that movie suck

Con Air Con Shit

a shiny penny to the first person to id the quote

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Dogma

...now where's my penny ? :)

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Xkimo was at work on, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

Nicolas Cage

Plank of wood *see

*Keanu Reeves

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Nicolas Cage has only ever made quite bad films

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Lies!

There was that one with.... erm... or the one where he... err....hmm

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Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

You must be thinking of 'Ghost Rider'

an Oscar-worthy performance, if ever there was one...

Edit: I *was* kidding

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Raising Arizona?

I liked that one...

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

me too

and not just because i want to ride him like a prize-winning stallion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

^ needs more bucket of cold water

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

i can't help it

i'm naturally horny ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Well, I guess that's alright, then...

*retreats slowly*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

*advances with intent*

heeeeere, grunty, grunty....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*deploys counter-measures*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

gah! the smell!

*runs away*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

^This

I love that movie.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

The Rock

Ace filum - FACT!

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Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Ah....

now there's another good one.

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yeah, but the Cage-osity is outweighed by the

abundance of Connery.

Plus a dash of Ed Harris, who is brill.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

True...

I also like Con Air, despite Cage gurning all over it.

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

Yep, it's no so Micheal Bay-tastic

as to make one want to hurl one's lunch.

It would be nice if he could one day make a film without the use of Tony Scott's orange sky filters, though.

Just once....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

ha!

..or one in which he doesn't ride a motorbike into said orange-filtered sky to a soft-rock soundtrack.

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Wild at Heart

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

another good call.

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enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

yes

this

*sings love me tender*

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

Heh heh

'Noon b3ta :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

noon mrs t.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

'Lo disco :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

*swoops in*

*hugs*

Hello Lovely!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yay, hugs!

*hugs*

Allo. Do you actually have my address, or did you send stuff to work last time?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*cctvs*

Nah, I got it....
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

*puts clothes back on*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

Too late!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

I know ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

oooOOOOooooo!

You tease!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

You called?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

and 'noon to you too sir!

*manhugs*

Are you well?

And more importantly, are you coming to the London bash?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*MANHUGS WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE*

gaz'd ya...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

'noon lully laydee!

*fondles*

*inappropriately*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

Oooh, fondling!

This day's getting better :)

*enjoys*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

'lo Trelly!

I've been in a Post Office queue for 3/4 an hour... how's you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

FAR too hot, but otherwise swell

Won't be around much for the next week or so, so thought I'd drop in :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

Noon...

...Mrs T! :-)

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Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:56, archived)