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[challenge entry] hmm meaty

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(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *puts down sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# exactly the same reaction here....
hows you, cap?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hungry but understandably unwilling.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# warming myself with a huge cup of hot chocolate, and gnawing on a prawn sammich, so I'm surprisingly contented right now :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# yay sammiches !!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I have no sammich
my bread is mouldy :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# What've you got?
I've eaten fifty mini eggs for a bet. They didn't specify egg type.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# :(
do you have flour, yeast, salt, water and an oven? Call for a pizza!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Or try this:
jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# or get pished on port
... wait - bucket is drinking for two now, better make it white cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I'm glad I'll never be pregnant.
I wouldn't want to give up my precious Port.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# mouldy bread... such a waste....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# This is another reason I'm so happy I live a stone's throw from the Grand Union.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# slapbang in teh middle of oxford street there are so many sammich shops, cafe things etc, I can't help but put on weight.... :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# No, I meant that's where the bad bread goes.
Chop off the mould, feed to the duckies. Lahverley.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I had Eggy Bread for my breakfast yesterday
that's how much I rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Dunk it on one side, don't allow to rest
fry the eggy side. Do this twice.

PUT BACON IN MIDDLE.

Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ya know, I've never tried that with bacon, Ive always put maple syrup on it....
(that is, if I'm thinking of the same thing here)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Maple syrup on eggy bread?
Yerwhat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm probably thinkin of something else then
whisk up and egg, as a dash of milk, soak the bread in it, fry, then pour loads of syrup on it....

actually... thats just french toast, isn't it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Aye, I believe so.
I don't use any milk, the wife and I are dairy racists.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)
# is egg dairy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ....noooo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Sauce is the thing which is required
Brown or Worchesterchustychestyshire
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :D
you've invented Croque Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# :D if you always call it that I'll be most pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I'm going to ask for it
in gastro pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Don't forget to mention how awesome the inventor is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm sure Croquewow is a Native American tribe
if not, it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I am truly jealous of you AND your eggy bread.
Also am now HUGELY HUNGRY, thus off to the shops :)

*will return with vast quantities of fatty, sugary nonsense imminently*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# 1) make bread shapes
2) dip in egg and fry
3) take photographs
4) post them

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Chicky sarnie and coffee for me.
Oh, coffee. How I adore thee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Lunchtime!
Today I have chicken korma on a bed of *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *brushes teeth with*
What worries me is at some point the person who took that photo could have been walking down the street , see a canine Mr. Whippy and thought, 'Ooo dog shit! Damn. I left me camera at home.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I think you mean "Dr" Gillian McKeith
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Dr her arse!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I'm not going near that arse
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I see your dog poo and raise you this
Have this pea



(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# *hides*
again
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# pfft
there IS NO ESCAPE
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Jesus H, can the copro brigade calm it over lunchtime?
*tells self it's just mustard on some kitchen roll*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:22, archived)
# ugh mustard!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I love mustard.
A bit less now, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# FUCK YOU.
Mustard is win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# sorry
:-(
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# lunchtime is a double illusion
it does not exist in the eyes of copros or students
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *adblocks*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *applies differential calculus*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *exfoliates*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# How many fucking times are you going to post this?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# haha!
I got Ben Goldacre's book for xmas :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Yay!
One of my songs gets a mention in there, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Yep
I read that chapter last night and was pleasantly surprised to see the song and Eclectech's site mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# YES!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# lol
this ^
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)