wow hahaha
I went to see Rusell Howard last night. It was a Father's day present.
It was erm... OK.
I had a kebab afterwards - THAT was fantastic!
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:50,
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It was erm... OK.
I had a kebab afterwards - THAT was fantastic!
You can see the headlines
Russel Howard - not as good as a kebab
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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the only thing that let the kebab down was the lack of chilli peppers
dozy deaf kebab man
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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haha
I've only ever had a kebab once - it gave me food poisoning
I'm not sure Russell Howard's that bad
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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I'm not sure Russell Howard's that bad
it's not!
one needs to get past these things!
my first murder was a really scary messy affair. I cried for days afterwards, but after a few more I find it quite natural now.
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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my first murder was a really scary messy affair. I cried for days afterwards, but after a few more I find it quite natural now.
i find the crying to be my favourite bit
that and the masturbation
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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don't give all the secrets away otherwise everyone will start doing it
and there'll be nobody left for the likes of us!
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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It can lay you out for weeks can't it?
And not in the good way.
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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I'm trying to work out why all of the arsebad is upon me.
I only had a roast dinner yesterday- chicken. I didn't cook it....
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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This is my thinking
it was my best mate, and he's usually VERY careful about all that, as his girlfriend (my other best friend) is very stomach-orientated.
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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it could just be gastroenteritis
there's a lot of it about you know!
/granny blog
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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/granny blog
ooh nasty
not sure if I've ever had salmonella. I've had campylobacter - that's no fun
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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What's that?
Does it make your diarrhoea smell of tuna cat food?
Yes, I have no shame, I just want to know what this is.
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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Yes, I have no shame, I just want to know what this is.
"Motile,
with either uni- or bi-polar flagella"
sounds enjoyable :)
i had an un-diagnosed vom-fest while living abroad that the doctor treated with an anti-biotic which:
1 - didn't farking work, and
2 - turned my piss red
the one thing that makes you feel better about the fact that you may be dying of dysentery is believing that you're bleeding through your wiener >_<
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:09,
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sounds enjoyable :)
i had an un-diagnosed vom-fest while living abroad that the doctor treated with an anti-biotic which:
1 - didn't farking work, and
2 - turned my piss red
the one thing that makes you feel better about the fact that you may be dying of dysentery is believing that you're bleeding through your wiener >_<
clever pfft
I'm a natural cynic, so I'd say it's overhyped
I reckon it's down to most people being generally unhealthy and unable to fight things off
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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I reckon it's down to most people being generally unhealthy and unable to fight things off
Well that certainly doesn't sound like me.
I'm surprisingly healthy for a smoker.
Hmm.
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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Hmm.
he has a strong following in his local city
it's a bit odd really.
A lot of his jokes are done in a Bristol accent and I couldn't understand what he was saying.
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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A lot of his jokes are done in a Bristol accent and I couldn't understand what he was saying.
He strikes me as the kinda comic that doesn't actually say anything funny but because he shouts it at you, you feel you need to laugh
The way you applaud children because they managed to do a wee in the toilet rather than their pants
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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"Russell Howard - not as good as a kebab, and rather like a child weeing in the toilet"
it must be dead easy being an arts correspondent
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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I've just realised who he is
He is the unfunniest, unfunny, utter, utter twat
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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heh did a Q&A at the end
I wanted to ask him if he was as scared of Frankie Boyle as he looks, but I have a stinking cold and didn't think I could project it well enough
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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I'm not that arsed about his stand-up
but he has a radio show on 6 music (with Jon Richardson) that I quite enjoy, mostly because they behave like a couple of children who have been handed a mic).
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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What manner of kebab?
Was it a kind of grown-up kebab with identifiable animal in it, or did you go for the full monty Doner spectacularrrr?
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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it was a donner classic
I could have had the super mixed donner/shish/kofte/chicken/badger surprise but it's been such a long time since I've had one that I wanted to rekindle some fond memories of the classic donner with salad and chill soss.
there was even a pissed idiot in the shop to add to the classic experience
No sodding chilli peppers though :(
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Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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there was even a pissed idiot in the shop to add to the classic experience
No sodding chilli peppers though :(