Oh whatever that thing isKILL IT!
KILL IT HARD!
not that I'm worried like.
(KILL IT HARD!
not that I'm worried like.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:17,
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Ha HaYou're not scaring anybody. Now stop showing off and go and wash your hands ready for dinner.
(
A good man, and thorough,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:21,
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Aye, ok mamlooks like I'll have to anyway. I'm cooking !
(
koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:26,
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Yay!That would be an interesting gimmick actually. One gives you the shits, the other kills you. Anyone at M&Ms fancy trying it out?
(
dotmund .co.uk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:15,
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that shop tookway longer than it should have, I had to sneak it in somewhere ;p
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:16,
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woo yayhave a dancin' M
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:16,
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excellentbut the one on the right is sticking the wrong finger up
(
fassit is old,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:18,
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I love that!Had a pack of M&Ms cos I was gonna get some baccy but went chicken shit and just brought them instead. They were just as good.
(
Whillow,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:18,
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And, just to get this straight, I refuse to discuss the possibility of a giant possum
Quelabra Don't Knock New York,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:04,
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That's the kind of thing you need to get clearBut I don't care, with a pic as woosome as that, well done :D
( Whillow,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:11,
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Woo!Can't help but plug this down the board here! I love it but no one else seems to...
( Whillow,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:16,
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It made me chuckle StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:17,
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You need to add something climbing the mountainI liked it, but w/ a little motion of a climber, it might add some more funny cuteness to it. :)
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:21,
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Eight!!!!! oops...sorry!
I'm Brian Blessed Iam, I am
I'm Brian Blessed I am!
(I'm Brian Blessed Iam, I am
I'm Brian Blessed I am!
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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I think I may have noticedno, alright I'll shut up
( dotmund .co.uk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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there's a typo there.but to be honest, i'm not 100% sure of the correct spelling.
( _null_,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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maybe less people would have mentioned itif i hadn't told them not to...
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:04,
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possibly..I wasn't going to mention it but then I'm lovely aren't I :D
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:05,
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I've just noticedthat Henry the Eight has the same surname as Henry the Seventh.
and Henry the Eighth, come to think of it
(and Henry the Eighth, come to think of it
dotmund .co.uk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:07,
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I don't think thats politically correct!!!!backwards is much better
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:05,
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stuff political correctness up yer bumand get back to the sink lady ;)
( lemony,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:06,
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It says 'BOOBIES' in her profile.......pffft...snigger....
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:10,
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BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:16,
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don't mind if i do...pfft and you're going to be in charge of kids?
( lemony,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:25,
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i have!
Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:40,
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cursesfoiled again... well its back to jacking off over the mannaquins in shop displays for me
( lemony,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:10,
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Theres nothing wro........erm....PERVERT!!!
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:11,
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Interestingtactics being employed here tonight...
( dotmund .co.uk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:08,
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nothing is politically correct hereonly b3ta correct which is the antipathy of all things PC as long as it's funny - else then it is trollish behaviour and will be duly punishable by being covered in hot oil and roasted over a flaming spit for the rest of the night.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:09,
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just a bit of funno insult intended
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:21,
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Ha ha HA!!!Shoulder Biter...
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:14,
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i asumed that was intentionaldidn't know why you'd want it though
( lemony,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:07,
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i'm stillexperimenting. might need it for... fireworks or something one day
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:08,
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Poor old Furtive.........
wonder how his hangover was this morning...?
That's rather woo. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:04,
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I'm sure he'll be fine,Polar bears are very hardy.
(nice pic too :)
((nice pic too :)
Quelabra Don't Knock New York,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:05,
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I've just seen the front page, so had to pearoast a pun!
Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:55,
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Thats amazing!I'm still laughing. Trying to watch "Hunted" though so laughing isn't entirely appropriate
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:59,
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is huntedthe one with the ex-military guy in the woods killin hunters with a knife he made?
or am i thinkin of a different film?
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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or am i thinkin of a different film?
Seen the one you've just described...cool...but don't remember its name
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:04,
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Yup. Got me.A jape, rather than a pun?
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:03,
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Gothicjust didn't work....
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:03,
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It says 'boobies' in your profile......snigger....pffffft....
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:08,
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If we're posting old jokes....It's pea-roasting time!
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWoo! And Yay to you sir
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:05,
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This was meant to be The planning for an Important History essay. Ah well.
pfft. planning for work.my 5 hours of work consist of 3.5 hours b3ta, 90 minutes of frantic scribbles.
( _null_,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:55,
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Wahey!Go go go! You should see some of my uni notes. I might try and sell them as art... You should do it too? We can start a new movement... Post educationalism
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:56,
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Sounds good.I need money. You can just hear Germaine greer rubbishing our work on newsnight review now.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:00,
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Have you looked at modern art lately?It doesn't take much... We'd be Genei (?)(Unfortunately I'm not an english student)
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:04,
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I do a good impression of Germaine greer.Which isn't entirely relevent I don't suppose.
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:07,
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YayI drew an entire menu for a restaurant that served finch during a philosophy seminar on ethics a couple of years back. The good times...
( dotmund .co.uk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Rubbish Bond Gadgets"){kind=small}
S'true too...How is james bond supposed to be smooth if he can't light up a fag between his first and last name?
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:52,
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I was wonderingwhere that was. And has anyone seen Peru recently?
( dotmund .co.uk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:43,
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on the end of your wristies? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:46,
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YeahHe goes to the local restaurant at the foot of the cliff, makes new friends and has a nice fish supper
(
matsimpsk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:44,
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that's a big fish for a little guy.bet it gives him food poisoning.
( _null_,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:45,
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He makes a living, doesn't complain much. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:48,
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Phil Collins is an ugly looking cunt,isn't he?
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:48,
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reminds me of that guy in the jam sketch that jumps off the 1st floor 40 timesbecause he doesn't like heights
(
alistair,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:42,
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I thought he did itbecause he might have changed his mind
( dotmund .co.uk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:42,
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Noooo... pengy there is so much to live forbut at least you bounce well.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:42,
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you're desperate for a positive spin on all of this, aren't you.haven't you seen the bedsit he lives in?
( _null_,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:48,
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Well,his Mum (who used to beat him, btw) is now dead so he can afford a nice new house
( matsimpsk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:52,
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there will be more fanart than real art.putting it on the site?
( _null_,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:52,
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yes indeed.just spazzing for it now.
know anyone who could do a content management system for the main page to make it easier to update?
(know anyone who could do a content management system for the main page to make it easier to update?
Reverend Dan,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:53,
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I just useiView MediaPro 2 to build my image galleries. I'm sure there are loads of PC equivalents.
( matsimpsk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:59,
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I used to be a 6ft body builder with biceps the size of Bournemouth......look what beer has done to me!
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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isn't the 18th a tuesday?edit: only 1 b in treble :P
fassit is old,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:54,
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its a 'Tribble'from original star trek.. little furry thing
(
Lord_Munkee,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:47,
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Tribble you say
Wesley Crusher's Tribble hot pants
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:51,
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so very very wrongyet so woo
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:55,
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Have her washed and sent to my room.Mmm.
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:49,
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oh dear lordi don't expect to see that when i hop on the board
( fassit is old,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:51,
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A techno hit of the 80'sGod I feel old.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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WTFIABOAIt's a tune. The chorus goes "Pump Up The Volume" x3. Then the next bit sounds like "Diss". Find someone in their mid-thirties to explain it to you...
(
drdavej,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:39,
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Really?I always thought it was Dance, Dance. Not Diss, Diss. And I'm mid twenties and I remember it.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:48,
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You are almost certainly right.......it obviously has to make more sense than I could make out of it. So long as someone else gets the joke then I can't be the only person who misheard it!
( drdavej,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:51,
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RELEASE THE CHEESE!I've just seen this job advert:
"My client requires an enigmatic 1 st Line support person to help their busy Helpdesk."
If I get an interview I will respond only using eye movements and high pitched squeaks.
("My client requires an enigmatic 1 st Line support person to help their busy Helpdesk."
If I get an interview I will respond only using eye movements and high pitched squeaks.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:40,
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That is the BEST IMAGE EVER!!!!That made me laugh more than any other image EVER!!!!
( Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:51,
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Frank had it rough
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:30,
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poor poor pengy
you won't find happiness at the bottom of a glass...
Oh look! Pengy now has his very own website!
Reverend Dan,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:03,
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he might drown in itthen the pain will stop
( Roxy_Hart is so so old,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:06,
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Well he's already a bit of a legendDid you create him? When? Etc..
/stupid
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:11,
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/stupid
thank youi drew him a long time ago, but his harrowing adventures began on friday night when i was a bit depressed. making others unhappy really helps cheer you up, you know :¬)
( Reverend Dan,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:12,
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Misery loves company I believe the phrase is.That's why goths have clubs to go to.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:15,
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i will doit's a little spartan at the moment, but i rushed it out.
( Reverend Dan,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:08,
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Still, he came away from the barwith a couple of ladies
( matsimpsk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:08,
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Ooh.. spook!You've already done a hot tub one.
But this one is real, because I am determined to give the poor little fucker a happy life, whether you like it or not. :P
(But this one is real, because I am determined to give the poor little fucker a happy life, whether you like it or not. :P
matsimpsk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:13,
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awwsomeone does like pengy
I sure hope this pengy series has a happy ending
(,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:09,
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I sure hope this pengy series has a happy ending
Hahaha:)
edit: The girls don't seem too worried, though
(edit: The girls don't seem too worried, though
matsimpsk,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:39,
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if it were possible to find happiness at the bottom of a glassthat would definately be the one.
yay for pengy!
(yay for pengy!
mrRush,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:15,
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woohis own site...that should cheer up the miserable little fuck ;)
( lemonhead,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 17:01,
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