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# anyone remember this chap..

or his reflection
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# is it fred?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# it's,,,
Mr Noseybonk off Jigsaw

edit : anyone remember his theme music ?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Jigsaw
and Mr Noseybonk were before my time
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# yeah..........
it's called
A HIPPO CALLED HUBERT
and you can download it in realplayer format off the jigsaw web page.....
www.lynn3686.freeserve.co.uk/jigsaw.html
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I've been humming it since I saw the pic.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I remember that cunt
he ALWAYS freaked me out.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# isn't that?
nowhere man?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# alex
a clockwork orange


THE NOSE!!!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# kaboing
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# good
now make it float down
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# By Gum
he can boing!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# The Hand of Cod has touched Aberystwyth....


'Scuse the pun.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# woo for puns
and also for ur pic :)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Fear the almighty punnage!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# excellent!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# That
is the most woosome I've seen all week.
w/y/h!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I counted for the groanage
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# if you hadn't prepared me for that
the awfulness of the pun might have killed me :)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Oooooo
Ouch.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Surely they actually came in the pod _with_ peas?
/pedant
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# What do you think
They use the peas for?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# That would explain that funny bitter taste peas have then.
It all makes sense now.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# err yes well um you see
/fakes a coma
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I remember that street

Yarr!
(tis a pearoast)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# merry christmas
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# im feeling pedantic
definitely. not defanately.

woo ya houpla for a great pic!!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# i'm feeling more pedantic
though i did spell it wrong, i typed definately not defanately
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# doh
.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# please... no fucking christmas posts yet
we're not even halfway through november
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Am liking
a lot
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# our local shop has had christmas decorations up since august
They start selling easter eggs next week
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Sunday supplements, eh?
This is definitely ripped from a 5 year old gudie to the ninnanet. There's stuff about a 200MHz computer in there.
Wot, no burner?
Deja view...
How much of what?

There's worse in there... I'm just laughing too hard to scan it...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# :O
yay for retarded journos
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I want a hard disk with 2 gig of RAM in it.
Twats.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# the hard disk one
is utterly fruitloops!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# I spent a coupla minute looking at it
"They must mean cache. They must!"
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# 2 gig cache?
It would have to be a 15 terabyte HD or something
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# it says 2GB of RAM
that has nothing to do with the hard drive
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Yes I know, but
HDs have a bit of RAM in them to help speed up the data transfer. I've got an 8Mb cache on my 60 gig HD so I did some back of an envelope calculations to see what size drive would need a 2 gig cache. Do you see?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Indeed.
You could sellotape some SDRam to the cable - that might do it...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Yup.
Plus I just saw it's 100% of ripped off!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# That is shocking.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# fucking hell
it couldn't get much worse.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# oh
the hilarity!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# HAH
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# yay niplets
quality pic wooyay
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# tremendous!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# He was a reindeer that could fly, but apparently Father Christmas doesn't do cross-breeding
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# clucking hell
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# little cubes?
are you hoping for oxo or sugarlumps?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Its
a mooster
(no its not, its a reindeer. Hmmm)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# reverend dan's pengy has a fun day out

(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Ahhh
the trauma!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# i sure hope this has a happy ending
THEY ARE TREES
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# jesus h christ
you ARE sad.

just let it all out...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Get over it you little shit
It's been 200 years
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Hee
hee
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# 197
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# 203
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# 2003 - 1806
go figure it out

edit:wait a mo...

edit2:nope, still think its 197
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Oh
I thought that said 1800. About 200 then.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# yup
204 and 197...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# 204 and 203 actually
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# *weeps some more*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# awww
poor little bugger
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Cheer up
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] So that's how he does it......


a little off the bad inventions topic i know...

Edit: just realised it's not the original pic! oops
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Hmmm
I think i've had too much tea to drink...




Ahh, well, I'll get over it.

(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# You're
asking WAY too much.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Ive not yet had enough
Cheap too, I think Ill have three.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# there'll be
an enormous drawing pin the middle of alaska now.

don't think it'll pass its m.o.t...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# you're right
they should have used a post it note
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# but then
there would be thousands of animals covered in a translucent post-it-note goo.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Think
of the caribou man!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# that screen-saver rocks!
I would for half the price
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# screen saver?
...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# the earth picture
was taken in a real cool screen saver I use too :)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Tony Benn
once drank so much tea that he had to go to hospital because of tannin poisoning

100% of FACT!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Headline
Giant Post-it note causes tsunami on West Coast. Thousands covered in mildly adhesive glue
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# you should check your sources
it's not a post-it, it's just a paper with a pin in it.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# well
it would be if it was a postit note
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# it's a manual post-it
they're harder to drive, but the performance is better
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# it might be a rubbish postit note
The ones which have really shitty glue and then you have to use a pin
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Sauces....
I thought a drawing pin might make more sense. how do you shop post it note glue? :-\
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant cheer up!
join me in a game of iSketch !(and everyone else can play too)

b3ta room created!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i'm there



hmmm will have to get shockwave first (fricking reinstalled windows)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# not sure it works on these uni networks
hang on
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ooooh yay!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# If Sunshine Elephant wants
to be sad, then let him be sad...it's probably just teenage angst
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# im there too
woo yay
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I CAN'T HUMMUS.......
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# one over slug
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# a slug backwards and upside down?
seems unlikely
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# i demand experimental verification!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# its too cold for slugs round here
at the mo
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# poor things
more hugs for slugs, i say
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I had a butterfly in my room
yesterday, a Tortoiseshell i think. Still fluttering around the place in November. Very odd.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# .
there are lots slugys in my daddy's town cuz it just rained......there is a sqoosied one on my doorstep thingy...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# water
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# a temperature of 900 degree celsius or something
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I think
it's something like 3000K

just so you know
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Jesus
And lots of him.
I can't either, I find talking crap instead helps :D
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# pep is an evil slug-villain!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# just rock back and forth

WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN STRING BREAKS

Path the mass wants to take
--__ /
--__ /
__-- --__ /
__-- --:==-Slug (mass)
Path+gravity |
|gravity
SALT
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Mr Sunshine Elephant sir?
How can you be sad when you make pictures as woosome as that?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Probably done to death...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# The Status Quo was to burn those people with whom one had theological disagreements
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Woo
looks like the gates to Stovokor
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Scary
Did anyone see this in the indpendent yesterday. It's a castle for cats!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# OH
MY
GOD!!

Wootastic!

/sad and cheesy
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Ooh
Hades Quo

Yay!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Rocking all under the world.
Clever stuff.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# I was bored and hungry at the time
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# you really were
thats mighty woo though
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# you know what?
I dont think ive ever had a pot noodle
or a pot poodle for that matter

w/y/h
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Cheer up!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# hehe
oi loiks that oi do
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# woo!
can someone please help me with the white block in my profile?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# You could try
putting some code together in something like dream weaver for a pretty page. Then copying the code across to your profile info and experrymentink.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# its under
'div' as a css style. where you have body {your css}, make it body, div {your css} to give it the same style as your bg.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# jake mcmahon
?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# do you know me or have you just looked at my MSN profile?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i assume
i helped...
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# yes, thank you!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# no problem
i think i've learnt more about css in the last two days than in the last two years at uni. check my site out now, its looking pretty woo.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# looking good!
that space invader gives the illusion of preception! very nice!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# ta.
css word of advice: rather than using css just to position image layers, set the image as a layer background, thus when you change the image in the css, it saves you going through each page in the site.

/geeeeeeek
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# neither
anagram






damn, i could have just looked at his MSN profile *seethes*
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i know you
i am stalking you



I KNOW WHERE YOU LIIIIIIVE
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# where then?
(note:"your house" is not an applicable answer)
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# at home
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I'm great at stalking
it's what I do
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# windyful
yay
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Cats up trees are no longer safe.

It'll also make decent burgers when it pops its clogs.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# 280x1072...
tis very nice though

w/y/h
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# good
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# afternoon folks
how are we all today?
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# yay!
why hasnt this been done before
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# That's terrific
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# awww
he doesn't look very enthused
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yay for not happy clowns with woo yay signs!
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Quality!
w/y/h
(, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

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