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# ...and the blustery censorship.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:58, archived)
# He had that Hundred-Acre stare for years afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:59, archived)
# NOW WE BAN YOU, ROUNDEYE!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:02, archived)
#
this is aces
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:21, archived)
# Joke > Technique, yaddayaddayadda
yaddayaddayadda
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 9:50, archived)
# :D I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!
...I can arrange that.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:23, archived)
# now do a divorced one!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:32, archived)
# How do they know it's a boy?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 2:47, archived)
# Nobody cared who I was
...until I put on the mask.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 2:53, archived)
# in full disclosure, the mask didn't help
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 3:25, archived)
#
Nice pee stream :)
(dgtronic, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 5:35, archived)
# it's the only thing I'm good at :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:17, archived)
# Amniotic fluid is actually fetus pee
True fact.
(gijoel, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 7:50, archived)
# And he's around the wrong way
Usually at that age they're kicking mum in the ribs and pissing into their faces.
(gijoel, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 7:50, archived)
# You've got to have a hobby.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:07, archived)
# notice that he didn't raise the lid either
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Beach Rover
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 21:52, archived)
# Nicely!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 22:15, archived)
# Arf!
Been there. Resisted the urge to run along the beach though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 1:31, archived)
# I seem to remember signs all along the beach saying how easy it was to get cut off by the incoming tide
Nothing about balloons though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 2:07, archived)
# Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 3:06, archived)
# Inflatables in general, there was no talk of them, that's my point isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 3:19, archived)
# Hahaha this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:01, archived)
# :D haha!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:10, archived)
# Oh Nigel...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 20:30, archived)
# Rebel Scum
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 3:06, archived)
# This is one of my favourite ever things
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 8:00, archived)
#
(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 7 Aug 2018, 13:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 3:58, archived)
# :D Heh.
"Vince Cable out. Let her go!"
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 7 Aug 2018, 10:11, archived)
# From the team that brought you Monkey Tennis and Inner City Sumo...


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(A Nonny Mouse, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:01, archived)
# 'All together now--Bark To The Future!'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:02, archived)
# "Dances With WOOFS"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:05, archived)
# The one chow
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 19:29, archived)
# The Beatles Yelp
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 23:06, archived)
# something about burnt crufts
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:08, archived)
# With plenty of howloumi
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:20, archived)
# That sounds like pretty tasty chow
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:25, archived)
# Presented by Sandy Dogsdick
with Paul Hollycuntfuckwankshittwat
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:45, archived)
# Paul Hollywood can fuck off,
he's a patronising wankstain who's so far up his own ass he can eat all the semi-digested bread from his own stomach
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:03, archived)
# Worst party trick ever
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:06, archived)
# par for the course on channel 4 though
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 18:56, archived)
#
HonK!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:15, archived)
# To me, tomb you.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:18, archived)
# Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, to me to you.
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:17, archived)
#
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 13:33, archived)
# Replace your DieEasy with a genuine Bruce Willis
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 4:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 2:58, archived)
# So wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:18, archived)
# I know... but you’d still watch it, right?
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 11:50, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 12:42, archived)
# Thank you. Please do not attempt this at [stately] home.
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 13:55, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 15:03, archived)
# *curtsey*
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 15:26, archived)
# Epic delurk to pearoast this
(jammietarts ..., Sun 5 Aug 2018, 23:35, archived)
# Another tragic accident in their attempt to improve energy supplies
Is there no hope for chuckle fission?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 7:47, archived)
# Endorsed by the most discriminating judges of glue products on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha!
very nicely done, btw
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 22:34, archived)
# thanks muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 22:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 23:57, archived)
# gorilla glue or gorilla goo?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 22:56, archived)
# hybrid
Gorilla Glue#4 (s) x Afgoo (i)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 23:15, archived)
# A pea for a legend. RIP Barry


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(daunkle, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 21:16, archived)
# An old pea for an old legend. RIP Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 5 Aug 2018, 18:35, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 5 Aug 2018, 20:08, archived)
# too soon?
www.twitter.com/toffeetom/status/1026025389871849473
(Planearm, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] We're putting the band back together
(plankton, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:31, archived)
# RIP BARRY

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:11, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 13:47, archived)
# i misread the compo terms & conditions
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ozof, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 13:43, archived)
# whoa thats the best ive seen mads looking in years

(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 17:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Aug 2018, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Reading from a massive tome
(JauntyArt, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho De Ho

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 5 Aug 2018, 12:35, archived)
#
I tell joke about how I woke up, had shit, hunted crocodile,rewatched trump pissing video and then annexed Crimea. I hilarious!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 5 Aug 2018, 13:07, archived)
# Maybe it's just me, but I don't get this image
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 14:17, archived)
# *exposition mode engaged*
It's a pun of sorts on the term Redcoat, which is associated with that peculiar British vacation tradition, the Holiday Camp.

"Ho-de-Ho" is meant to to be a response to a call-and-respond triggered by the phrase "Hi-de-Hi", which was also the title of a long-running British 80s sitcom based in the 50s/60s at a fictionalised Maplins Holiday Camp, where they wore yellowcoats instead.

There's also an unrelated store in the UK called Maplin, which is roughly equivalent to Radio Shack.


(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 15:20, archived)
# now that it's explained, it's hilarious.
*I'll wait in the car*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 6 Aug 2018, 16:55, archived)
# Da! Di Da!
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 6 Aug 2018, 20:14, archived)

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