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What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"
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chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)
very good
if I may:
Modernised New Testament = interactive multi-channel gospels?
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:36, More)
likewise a repotse
adding modern mythology into ancient stories - they did it when they wrote the original bible...
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tubaman, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:11, More)
This one didn't end up exactly like I planned
but it still works...
maybe even better!
( tubaman, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:32, More)
HAHAHA
Not worth its own thread but old joke and I like it
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:48, More)
Jonas' early relief at the mistranslation was to prove short-lived.
Jonah cast lots, and he was condemned: Then did Wales did swallow him, and he had done acts worthy of blame. Had it not been that he prayed, repented and glorified God, he would certainly have remained inside the belly of Wales till the Day of Resurrection.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:05, More)
Yet another friday night quarrel
My 1st EVER internetz picture - please be kind - the bible commands it of you!
( catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, More)
Woo. Me too.
www.b3ta.com/board/6902917
Wait for it...
...there you go.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 0:39, More)
Modernise the Bible (This challenge is now closed)What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"
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chthonic, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19)Pages: 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the latest posts)
very good
if I may:
Modernised New Testament = interactive multi-channel gospels?
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:36, More)
likewise a repotse
adding modern mythology into ancient stories - they did it when they wrote the original bible...
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tubaman, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 17:11, More)
This one didn't end up exactly like I planned
but it still works...
maybe even better!
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tubaman, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:32, More)
HAHAHA
Not worth its own thread but old joke and I like it
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:48, More)
Jonas' early relief at the mistranslation was to prove short-lived.
Jonah cast lots, and he was condemned: Then did Wales did swallow him, and he had done acts worthy of blame. Had it not been that he prayed, repented and glorified God, he would certainly have remained inside the belly of Wales till the Day of Resurrection.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:05, More)
Yet another friday night quarrel
My 1st EVER internetz picture - please be kind - the bible commands it of you!
(
catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, More)
Woo. Me too.
www.b3ta.com/board/6902917
Wait for it...
...there you go.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 0:39, More)