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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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# Munch!

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:33, More)
# Mmm Rather!...

(WrongTool, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:30, More)
# Supermarket shenanigans
Grocery store shenanigans
(DrDeath Lurkage is my speciality, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:23, More)
# Yes, those are my hands...
Calm down!



(The beauty of this gesture, is that it's omnisexual/pansexual pretty much!)
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:20, More)
# 2 for the price of one.
2 reposts for backdoor shenanigans...




(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 1:18, More)
# Can't beat a bit of Clit bang
Bang!
Cillit bang - what else could it mean?
(DrDeath Lurkage is my speciality, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 0:37, More)
# No? never? what! no... really?

click for much bigger, although im not sure why you'd want to really...?
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 0:36, More)
# quicky and dirtly

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 0:21, More)
# Abnormally quick and dirty

(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 0:18, More)
# meatspin

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 0:05, More)
# Ooh, yes please.

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:55, More)
# Geek inuendo

(psimonius has EELS!, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:36, More)
# WHATS THAT!!!!!
Well tarquin... during intercourse between two consenting adults, it is customary to stimulate:



The bald man in a boat
*all credit to rogers profanisaurus
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:34, More)
# kinky!

too subtle? too shit?
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:26, More)
# Not exactly subtle, artistic, or seamless
But fuck it!!!


(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:26, More)
# bindun?


...Surely
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:18, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:15, More)
# Helga had been to orgies before
And knew how to make the most of her abilities

(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:14, More)
# Mixed metaphors

(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:09, More)
# What's that smell?

(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:03, More)
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