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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)

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this new enough?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 23:03, More)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:51, More)

go on, you know you want to!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:42, More)

I'm not even trying

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:40, More)

Give a dog a bone

* awaits cdc's *
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:37, More)

Ha ha
*sings*

Edit: If i get that tune stuck in my head you are a dead man

Also: I made this AAAges ago, should i compo it? hmmmmmmm...

Edit edit: The votes have been counted and verified - Compo it is! Sorry Jessie
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P3te "the Meat", Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:33, More)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:32, More)

That was one crazy yom kippur!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:29, More)

Dirty Hoe

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:27, More)

B3tan's second favourite past time

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:25, More)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:24, More)

yes i've heard he's a...

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browncat247 browncat247, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:24, More)

A towelholder and a straw, Mr Fletcher!

(noflashintro >>>Fuster Cluck<<<, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:24, More)

Gay Sextor animashun

LOL1!!1eleven! gey sexy pickshure
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:20, More)

Gordon is gagging to try out the old 'Premiere' position (he loves a bit of political karma-sutra)...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH....
FLOWER O' SCOOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAN'!

Tony went in, loving it - and now that he's totally fucked;
Teh Chancellor can't wait for his turn to get fucked too! Stud-monkey indeed...
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 22:15, More)

Bang