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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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# That time of the month... (First Post)
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(ScrewiLewi, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 18:43, More)
# Realised whilst looking at a box of Family Circle
That Chocolate Finger and that Jammy Dodger seem awfully close to one another...



It's porn in disguise!
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# Oxfam sex


Edit: Gah, my first RIS. I think I'll stick to music :-/
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 11:27, More)
# the boy's got some problems...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 4:18, More)
# bedtime for dubya

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# saw a shower-cum-bath in a hotel

pants animation ensued
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# bindun?

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 29 Jan 2007, 19:03, More)
# say what you see...

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# For the compo

(Sun King ga ga ga ga ga, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 16:07, More)
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# it was all going so well...

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# (|) <------- insert penis here

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# It was 2Mb before hand.

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# Soviet porn
(He don't half finish quickly)
The soviets did actually make propaganda porno you know.

EDIT: Linked due to size.
Added new version. 164Kb! Woo!
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# phwoar

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# my magic wand


bigger.

deviantart here
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# Haven't bothered compo-ing fer a while,
so this happened.



And I don't even feel bad about it.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 20:56, More)
# Salad Tossing
How 'Salad Tossing' got past the censors!

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(I wanted 'Steve' but some twat nicked it!, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 17:12, More)
# first entry

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