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In the olden days, filmmakers couldn't show sex, so they'd refer to it by showing trains entering tunnels, waves crashing on beaches etc. But what if these restrictions were still in place? Design some modern visual euphemisms for sex, but keep it 'innocent'. Animation encouraged.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 24 Jan 2007, 19:43)
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# they must be hanging a picture next door


too subtle?

too crap?
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:56, More)
# I'd animate something if I could....



(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:44, More)
# Quick and... er... Dirty.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:18, More)
# Can anyone get the reference?

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#

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:03, More)
# waheeeeyyy


dictionary.reference.com/browse/muff
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:59, More)
# You're never too old.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:57, More)
# Another cheap pun.................threesomes...............
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(jamiecg74 WTF is going on?!?!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:57, More)
# especially for Thor

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:48, More)
# Stroking the cheesepot with your finger.................
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Thought the pun would work very well!!
(jamiecg74 WTF is going on?!?!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:40, More)
# compo time

sorry it's another tenuous euphemism but this one always made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:37, More)
# Sigh.™ --- marvel at my animation skills !!! GO ON MARVEL !

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:23, More)
# You gotta slip a sausage or two

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# bindun?

(I helped save b3ta! litzigig, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:03, More)
# o0 yea! dont stop!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:03, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:02, More)
# Shooting through his japs eye

2nd time and still pants at shopping...no rapid fire pfft
(ViolationCream wobble shaft, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:02, More)
# indeed

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# "Shall I slide my loaf into your bag, madam?"
Shoddy


Apols for shoddy-ness
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# Probably been done.

In fact, I expect some of you are doing it now.
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