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This is a link post Day of the Bobteds
Fun little game with a LOL ending. Bounce your balls off the bobteds to win.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't seem to figure out level 6
I'm probably missing something quite obvious, but if someone could point me in the right direction I'd be most grateful.

*edit* Never mind
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post two on the top to knock the balls out....
then another ball just dropped on the left hand side of the pipe to clean up....that should do it.

and NICE ending!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaaaaaarg
good game but stuck on level 16!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit of a bitch
But if you just get the polo mint type thing down to pop the bigger circle, then it takes care of itself.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Got to the end.
Genuine LOL moment!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cute
and nice and short too. Coffee-break nicety...

*clicks*
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice game
wont wast what a bobted is tho.. stuck on 14...any ideas?
edit: very nice ending!! huge click!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post COMPLETED YAY FOR BUSES ROAMING FIELDS

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That ending was LOL
nice wee game
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 1:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha ace
the last level was a twunt, an ace twunt.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 2:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post top linkage!

(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 2:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Get out of excell game
It's a game and it looks like you are in excell and you have to get out and stuff!

Can't get out of level 30.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean excel
not excell
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit...
I wasn't sure so I thought... better more than less.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post please never be a pharmacist

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post /hands out prozac
see, life is great...
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't you mean prozacc?

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't you
meann prozacc?
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post completed. level 30 is a real bastard tho!
Stupidly, I neglected to collect all the logos on the easy levels, but got all the hard ones!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 5:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Death by Booze
I am now going to screw the lid back on the bottle .... maybe
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 16 glasses
of wine for me. Mind you I had just 3 on saturday and was rather ill. Perhaps I should've eaten at some point that day.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This
Exactly the same for me...three glasses of wine and I'm anyones...four and I'm everyones!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently
I have been dead for many years :|
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post silly american shitty beers
so i had to go for vodka
and can vouch ive done more in a 3 hour period
It would take 21 shots of Vodka to kill meCleveland Dating
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah
lies
my record is 14 shots of everclear
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Orson Welles Set To Pinky And The Brain
A piece of audio from one of Orson Welles' works, set to a scene from Pinky and the Brain.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Jimmy Carr's joke writers?
Certainly sounds like the stuff he tells.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe so,
but the last one is genius.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like jimmy carr
:(
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post So do I
But his jokes are non-jokes....which I like
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this.
I've seen him live and he was very, very funny.

A lot funnier than the people on here who put him down I might add.

edit: not having a go at CL, just the general bad press he gets on here.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd go see him live
His humour is very, very dry...which I like.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met him once,
I should have nutted him while I had the chance.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post but instead...
you grinned like an idiot and was nice....then continued to fashionably slag him off to your friends a few days later for no good reason.

I did that with Des O Conner once.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Man Who Fell Asleep is a b3tan
and at one point was writing for Radio 4 (though that may have been a one off)
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
and The Friday Project are the Publishers of B3ta's Sick Joke Book too.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Dirty Protest
The HM Prison Service's policy for handling dirty protests. Download and customise your own dirty protest log...
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post log
:D
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Man astride a mechanical tiger
Steampunk fans rejoice!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool.
A long long time ago I made things like that. I mean, in the sixties. A dream was to make a mechanical beetle. But we never got around to it. That was before technology. I wish I had photos of the things we built.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 5:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Autistic guy singing the US national anthem at a baseball match
Kind of touching, even to my black b3tan heart.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's touching is the crowd quite obviously sensing his lapse
and helping him out to finnish it
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post your black heart??
eeew! I didn't know you were a black!!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That moved me to tears.

Dear god...what's happening to me these days? I'm getting soft in my old age...

Not to worry...tomorrow's n00b Tuesday...plenty of fresh meat to feast on.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post guys got balls
i certainly know i wouldnt be god savin the queen in front of a huge croud
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post the autistic spectrum
a lovely thing this guy obviously has it bad cos he's a **** (am i being too PC) 'i had it' at school so i could get some help, turns out it's fucked up writing and just being too shy, pisses me right off. yeah i'm a 'spazz'
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post People like that should be, at least, locked in a room until they die or better stillt put down
...let alone being allowed to sing in public!


Now THAT'S a black heart!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 1:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding =)
Balls the size of space-hoppers and a sympathetic and happy crowd.

I've got goosebumps =)
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Sir Clive Sinclair has doomed us all!
Short film in spanish, with subtitles.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tomorrow will be too late
"Sinclair's Gate"

those crazy Spaniards. I luv them

Top find, GC, but top find!!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
is really rather good
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a link post I luuuuurve to *****
He loves to ****, it's true. So simple, yet so effective.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's ace
dirty f***ing transalvanian!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I'm honest
I find this kind of thing far too funny.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post **** me, hes vile
he must be out of work for that!!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Fat girl on ride (SFW)
It's possible you've seen this but I laughed so hardI thought I'd share.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've done 2 of these.
And if I had slipped in the chair I would have shit myself but it's funny to watch.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Newslettered many moons ago
but this still cracks me up no end

'JANICE' Hahahahaha
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it might have been.
:(
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who really cares in all honesty
If you hadn't seen it, guess there's lots around here who haven't either :)
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very true. :-D

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really wish I had a button that...
....electrocuted all the sad little insecure GC nazis.

They make this board a less pleasant place to be...

...and therefore we get less quality links - cos people are genuinely worried about posting GC.

FUCK EM!

More GC!
More GC!
More GC!
More GC!
More GC!
More GC!
More GC!
More GC!
More asbestos!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post gc nazi = some who spends a little bit too much time in front of ther computer
and not enough time out in the sunshine, bars or other social venues
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post i couldn't agree more

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post But then the board fills up
with crap that's been around for months and months. This vid for example, has been round the internet so many times it's worn out and had to be remastered twice.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post :-(((((

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post so what?
you have to scroll 3 more inches downwards to get to next link?!

christ you must be important/busy!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post perjaps there should be
a 'move to GC folder' fot the board. If enough people vote it gets moved to a special place where people can view it if they really really want too. Just a thought. Or a veto button, like in teh Halo.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
that's a jolly good idea.

Well done that man.

You are my pet you know....
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post stuff like that
is gc yes, but it is good seeing it again sometimes. its stuff thats been on here within weeks of each other that pisses me off. arf, fatty nearly dies!!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thing is.... I NEVER search to see if GC
because

A) I hate that fucking phrase

B) If I haven't seen it then maybe lots more haven't

and

C) I couldn't give a fuck really
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats a girl?
:S
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently.

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^that.

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That woman is a bitch.
Regardless of whether the child is fat/overreacting, she should have at least said, "Don't worry, it's alright," or something like that rather than laughing and ignoring her.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought she was gonna go
at one point there.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a nightmare
on Wednesday about that.

Sleep Paralysis and everything.

(I'm alright now)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Hurrah for The Martialist
He's my hero!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sticks
is there nothing they're not useful for? I think not!

*practises*
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf
wtf is "cunning hammery"? Now theres a technique for any self defense master to ignore...

surely that will get you beaten up, not help you save youself!?
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Grey Bloke #11, at last I made this!
YouTube doesn't seem to want to give it a picture for some reason.

Edit: And now it does have a picture.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
*clicks*

There is a picture BTW
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's weird.
All I see is a white box with a sort of grey camera shape in the middle of it.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
You're doing it wrong.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Evidently.
Or maybe I'm having a religious experience. If so, it's quite a dull one.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
Love these. Long may they continue.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
as always :)
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
great timing at the end :D
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done you!
I look forward to these.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking forward to #12

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!
the best yet!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha YOU ARE
a f%^&ing STAR
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit.
That's almost real. Ouch. That's me hitting my head on a slab of irony.
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 5:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post woohoo
is it me or is that J bloke on I'm a celebrity theliving embodiment ofgrey bloke?

His voice is almost exactly the same!
(, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
Very good, as per.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could you possibly
Make the next one a wee bit louder? I've got my sound turned up full and it's still very quiet.

But good! :)
(, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Something a bit fluffier
Have a kitten versus a ferret.

I'd have expected the ferret to open a can of whoopass on the cat, but he did have some pretty sneaky moves - as you'll see.

Make sure you wait till near the end for the killer blow from mr kitty cat.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kittehs are winners every time.
Sneaky buggers.

But god that music was annoying!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post music was best bit about that!

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a link post A Zombie fighting a shark!!!!!!!!!
underwater!!!!

The only way this could be cooler would be if they were on fire.

And had guns.

And kittens.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post And were wearing a pair of 80's Ray-Bans

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post two in a row,
your on fire tonight.

sorry, i dropped this

're

there it is.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3 now...
Someone's gotta keep things moving...

What's with the grammar nazism? You're not referring to anything i've written are you?

Are you nazifying yourself rather than just pressing backspace and re-typing it?

I'm confused.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zomgie flesh eaters
Fulci is a god!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Guy proposes live on TV, and she says no...
It's in spanish, but you get the gist...

Don't read the description till you've watched it though, then watch it again - you tend to lose any sympathy for the guy...

(And I bet now i've told you not to read the description, it'll be the first thing you do... meh)
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was in The Times today,
he killed her afterwards. Erk.
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Japan Binocular Football
This had me spitting my tea over the keyboard :D
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was on a couple of weeks ago...
...and I still pissed myself at it.

Reminded me that I meant to send it to folk. :D
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC but still hilarious
And I've just noticed, the bloke in the black outfit is Kitano!
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sunderland vs Newcastle

(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a link post celebrity skin and bodily fluids
on sale here. who says culture is in decline?
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
*places order for Rick Allen of Def Leppard's bacteria*
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post how is tom greens fecal matter out of stock
thats all he does
(, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:16, , Reply)

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