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This is a link post Flying In The Face Of Ordinary
Virgin Atlantic new promo
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This is a normal post That's horrific

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This is a normal post That made me vomit.

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This is a normal post All that talent and they use it to serve drinks & shite food to miserable passengers.

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This is a normal post urge to kill rising

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This is a normal post My bowels have just evacuated themselves.

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This is a link post Brass Eye - Coming on to a kid
Indeed.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The show host is clearly a regular on /talk.
EDIT: just looked at your username page, how appropriate.
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This is a normal post Just keep away from the guy
he clearly has a funny eye.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Chuck was put down shortly after this was broadcast.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are quite a few experienced ring judges on /links

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This is a normal post lol

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was painful
Poor old Chuck
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This is a normal post The mind of a judge is a desolate place.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a link post 2012 Mashed: Sex Problems NSFW I made this!
aka "50,000 Shades of Grey". This is the full version of our contribution to 2012:Mashed. The TV version was edited (quite rightly) to buggery. The full version is very odd, but one of my favourite things we've ever done.

Probably NSFW because it's about SEX.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i like this.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh la la.
Congratulations on running round Castle Park dressed as a sex Monster too.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done!
Keep Calm.
Carry On.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Alsace timelapse

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!!!!
Are you actually taking the piss?
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just because he(?) has a different sense of humour, you shouldn't denigrate someone
Even the most utter mentalist is entitled to a little respect and dignity.
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This is a normal post This message was brought to you by /links' very own Gandhi.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *throws salt at monitor*

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahahhahha

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mec, vous avons oublié de dire:
"The "Alsace timelapse" project is the fruit of the collaboration of three French artists from Strasbourg, and the fusion of their photographic, editing and musical talents. The collective, baptized IGH, presents a short film entirely produced through the time-lapse photography technique. Combining thousands of photographs captured over a period of two years across the Alsace region by the photographer Jean Isenmann, and edited by Julien Guntz against a musical background by Marco Havnin, this film attempts to encapsulate the magnificence of the Alsace region in all its aspects.
Photography: Jean Isenmann
Editing: Julien Guntz
Music: Marco Havnin"

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This is a normal post *avez

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ???
Qu'est ce que vous voulez dire?
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Que?

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *vouliez
after a construction such as 'qu'est ce que' you need to employ the subjunctive.
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This is a normal post Lay off him, he's got Down's syndrome.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post AWESOME!
For your next project, I think you should do a timelapse of somewhere in eastern France. The Alsace is nice.
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This is a normal post I look forward to next months edition

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This is a normal post LOL
i needed a laugh this morning.
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This is a normal post Cheese-eating surrender monkey.

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This is a link post For my birthday me and my band are performing our first live gig tonight, if plague and pestilence don't finish any more of us off.
We do an excellent version of The Boots Are Made For Walking as our opening number. Here's the original, with a hot Nancy Sinatra.
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This is a normal post Great song and very nice vid
All the best with the gig =)
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This is a normal post Thanks!

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Birthday!!
Good luck with the gig too!!
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This is a normal post Cheers!
At least they they should be a friendly amiably drunk crowd.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the audience don't attack you.

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This is a normal post Encouraging words Pissy, thanks!
We won't have much of an audience at this rate - Tonsillitis, bad colds, chicken pox, 'flu but fortunately no norovirus, yet.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to hear no one has the norovirus yet.
That would make for an EXCELLENT stageshow.
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This is a normal post A show spectacular that runs and runs

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post well they should be safe if you arnt there

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This is a normal post What does that even mean?

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This is a normal post Enjoy das gig!
Don't forget to banter. Unless your playing somewhere a bit dodge. In that case no pauses between tunes and get the feck out of there after...
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This is a link post Danny Dire on Acid

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This is a normal post She should buy some new tights, she looks like a tramp.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was quite peculiar
How legal is acid?

::EDIT:: Aight, so not legal. Peculiar that you'd film yourself taking and illegal substance and put it on an online mag.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Class A...
...Same as mushrooms, ridiculously enough.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why ridiculous?
Which one is worse?

I have minimal experience of drugs; had a hash brownie once, went back for another but the plate was empty (ravenous bastard bandmates). Bit of a let down.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can understand acid...
...being controlled due to the potential for people harming themselves whilst under the influence. Hence why it's always recommended that you have a 'minder' when taking most psychedelics. But class A? A bit excessive I think.

Also, mushrooms are nowhere near as powerful and a nice cup of tea can usually bring you back down. They're non addictive, not dangerous, can't really exploited by organised crime for profit (as they're free) and most of all are fucking hilarious. So why they should get you the same punishment as possessing heroin or crystal meth is beyond me.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are many different varieties of magic mushrooms,
some significantly stronger than others, where a cup of tea definitely wouldn't work.

Not disagreeing, but they're not completely without problems either, we* once spent nearly three hours trying to keep someone from escaping the house on to a main road whilst having a bad mushroom trip.

* not actually me, I was watching the curtains rotate and solving world peace
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you can be prosecuted
for "having taken a class A substance" - only for possession or supply of a class A substance.

Which is a good job or they'd have to lock up half the media
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as the interview
she did with Jeremy Paxman whilst she was given a gynaecology exam.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the gynaecologist didn't know
which cunt to deal with first.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's vice
so presumably he had an entire fucking room to choose from
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This is a normal post What a pair of cunts.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typical fodder of that stupid magazine.
Vice reminds me of that mag 'SugarApe' from Nathan Barley.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't surprise me if it was based on Vice

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Uuh?

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of the greatest characters in EastEnders ever.

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This is a normal post Haha
She does three umm's at the end.
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This is a link post Full contact medieval combat
Bloke from my town is off to compete in this and it sounded fantastic.

Watched the video and realised that maybe my expectations were a little high after reading a few fantasy novels and watching Game of Thrones.

Looks quite fun though
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This is a normal post No axes and no blood
I dispute their claims of full contact.
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This is a link post Fuck you, I'm a tortoise !
Fear me :)
This must have been seen before - 4 years old but not coming up as being posted before.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle? TURTLE???!!??

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
why do people feel the need to append the word 'FUNNY' to the end of titles of videos on youtube?
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This is a normal post Tortoise .... TORTOISE !

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You know what a turtle is?" "Of course!" "Same thing."

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This is a normal post Shut her up! Shut her up!!!!!
t.o.r.t.o.i.s.e.
look it up.
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This is a link post True Facts About The Angler Fish.

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This is a normal post Not enough batter or chips.
And, why is xmas telly so crap?!
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dunno, never watch tv really matey. Just checked and Flight Of The Navigator is on bbc2 in a couple of hours, some cookery crap is on later too.
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This is a normal post didnt you see the awesome last starfighter?
genuinle crap 1984 cgi and a story so ripped from starwars in places even the music wouldnt be out of place, but apart from that my son enjoyed it
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This is a normal post There is a few reasons
one being that most people are on holidays so repeats etc. get pushed on but there are other reasons I can't be bothered to write about.

The plus side is you get to watch the new series of Miranda.
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This is a normal post I like the bit where gravity overpowers her and she falls towards the earth's surface at speed

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This is a normal post Onto a spike?
Please tell me onto a spike.
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This is a normal post On any sensible planet
the angler fish wouldn't exist. This one is 100% mental.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just put this here
theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
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This is a normal post Brilliant.

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This is a normal post haha!
Love it
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This is a normal post love the last frame

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post angler fish are cool.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you think that when the angler fish gets home says to mrs angkerfish
you should have seen the one that got away
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This is a normal post arf!

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This is a link post Jim Noir My Patch
I thought I had dreamt this video, but turns out it does exsist.
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This is a normal post I used to work with his sister
Trufax
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This is a normal post Wow, that must have been amazing.
Did you ever hear her talking to him on the phone and stuff?

I can't believe you kept so quiet about this.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, excuse me for not reading Hello magazine, but what is a 'Jim Noir'?

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it similar to a hot pocket?

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It means "Black Jim"
They're all terrible racists.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Cultural enrichers'

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said terrible racists.
As in: not very good at it.
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This is a normal post blimey, a myspace link!

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This is a normal post I know, It's like seeing a piece of history
But the video isn't on Youtube :/
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This is a normal post Great Lyrics
/sarcasm
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was earwormed right into my brain after playing Little Big Planet

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This is a normal post Me too
Watching this has made me want to go and buy either LBP2 or LBP karting. If it wasn't blowing a gale and pissing with rain, Id' be on my way to the shops right now!
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This is a normal post There's always the PS store...

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This is a normal post Great
I have a overwhelming urge to listen to 'The Unbelieveable Truth' now....lucky some kind fool has uploaded them all to You Tube.
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This is a link post Slo-mo bull whips..... I made this!

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This is a normal post You and your friends are so quirky.

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This is a normal post Won't somebody think of the roses?!

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This is a normal post Show me your poi.
And I'll tell you who you are.
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This is a link post Good News!
Arise Sir Quentin Blake.

Many of his illustrations are permanently etched onto my eyeballs since I was a small scarabling.

Knighthoods and OBEs and the like are a bit of old bollocks but I like it when a top bloke gets the nod.
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This is a normal post Good stuff.
I alike have his illustrations as an integral part of my childhood.

However, Tracy Emin in the same sentance as Kate Bush?
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This is a normal post Which one do you have the problem with?

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do I really need to clarify?

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This is a normal post The honours system isn't bollocks! It's bloody fantastic.
Which part of giving back something to people who put lots in do you object to?
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This is a normal post jimmy saville

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You object to Britain's most famous philanthropist being knighted?
Or should we not award anything to anyone on the grounds that they might be a secret paedo?
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This is a normal post i dont care enough to argue , but i agree that
"Knighthoods and OBEs and the like are a bit of old bollocks"
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't the problem
"famous philanthropist".

The "famous" bit implies that they are very vocal about giving money to charity and are very keen to be called a "philanthropist". He hardly gave so much money that it effected his life as many people do. Likewise, Sir Bono.

Some people having honours seems to devalue the honours of people who deserve them. Lots seem gained because of fame, or because of political support.
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This is a normal post I agree with all of that
And if I had my way it would be Sir Monkeon OBE
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This is a link post The Holy See - Godfrey Reggio
New film by acclaimed Koyaanisqatsi director, Godfrey Reggio, music by Philip Glass.

Also worth noting is that Criterion have just released the Qatsi trilogy on Blu ray, with a load of extras. A bit miffed that they didn't include the superior open-matte 4:3 ratio version as well.

www.amazon.co.uk/Criterion-Collection-Trilogy-Blu-ray-Import/dp/B009D004MC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356740615&sr=8-1
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This is a normal post
Koyaanisqatsi is one of my favourite films ever, was lucky enough to catch it on the big screen earlier this year.
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This is a normal post Will have to check this
I have Samsara but haven't watched it yet.
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This is a normal post what kind of barnardo's ad is this?

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This is a link post How to brother-proof a Christmas card I made this!
Long-time lurker, occasional poster here; hope this isn't too spammy, but this seems like the perfect place for overly thought out, immature games.

When we were younger, my brother and I had a game of ‘brother-proofing’ each others cards; this consisted of covering the envelope with as much tape as we could. This year I decided to revive this game, however I'm now a much larger child with a welder and too much free time.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that idea
I may have to try it.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noted.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like stuff like this
My brother is a bit of a Bah Humbug misery guts at this time of year so I like to try and find Him the most offensive Christmas card possible... Him chuckling away at christmas whilst the rest of the family is horrified.
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This is a normal post with some many brother shagging there brothers
wives* maybe he should find away to brother proof women?


*does not apply to civilised england
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This is a normal post Julie clicked :)

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This is a normal post Nice!

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a link post b3tan arrested after travelling 6,000 miles to meet girl, 13, at hotel
The Man is always trying to keep a brother down!
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paedogeddon!

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This is a normal post Well my first guess was clearly wrong
Who else is in the sweepstake?
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Det. Andy Capps'
That just conjures up a completely different image...
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if after they arrested him
They took him down the station where he was interrogated By Det. Andy Capps wife with a Rolling Pin...
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 4:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be the first to say it....
She is not the victim, she is a moron with no morals and got caught out by a paedo piece of shit.
the article states she was 'forced' to report it by her parents, she agreed to meet a total stranger from another country in a motel, she knew what she was doing. It does not say she was raped, but indulged in lewd acts.

*I appreciate this does not seem sympathetic, but then that's probably because I can't summon any sympathy*
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would have fucked anything aged 13
I am pretty sure it works the same for girls too.

Edit:I hasten too add, I won't be testing that theory and that is not based on any past experience.

Edit:Edit: I say that because these days you have to be completely fucking clear on such topics, you are never assumed to be part of normal boring society as a default.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Mashed is on in 5 mins
I know a lot of B3ta peeps put lots of hard work into this. No one else is posting, so I will.
Tis a good day for B3ta I say. Jolly good.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did fuck all this year

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post handsome george!

(, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tis good
I switched over after buzzcocks, its great so far!
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be 4ODing the fuck out of this shit.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its very good... apart from Rich Fulcher...

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would like more clips
and less Rich
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me proud to be a part of this lovely community
*Wipes away a tear*

Hopefully I can track down a nice torrent of it on www.thebox.bz or an equivalent later seen as I'm outside of the UK.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Where the fuck did SwedeMason get the Justin Lee Collins source from?
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine he's got...
...sources...
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care it was amazing.

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 0:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
It was amazing.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was from some programme he did, where he learned how to do an illusion where a woman was put in a box and disappeared
I don't know why I watched it though, I've always disliked the cunt.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame they got that unfunny cunt to host it

(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the problem was he is a high energy, funny neutral guy
whose remit seemed to be - be zany!
But he has been the least funny thing in a couple of things recently. This and For the Win - no offence to Dave and Big Face chap.
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