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What's your favourite one that you almost believe? And why? We're popping on our tinfoil hats and very much looking forward to your answers. (Thanks to Shezam for this suggestion.)

(, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:47)
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Whiskas drugging up teh kittehs
Over the years Ive heard this conspiracy theory several times.
Apparently Whiskas cat food contains some addictive additive, that once your kitteh has eaten it, it wont ever eat any other cheaper cat food and you are forever doomed to buy the drugged up expensive Whiskas variety

I did try put this theory to the test by feeding my cat whiskas for a few weeks, then changing to Morrisons cheap brand.
No idea if it was true because my cat died






Disclaimer
No cat was actually harmed in this experiment, it died at the grand old age of 21 curled up asleep in a shaft of sunlight
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 0:48, 13 replies)

If I put Whiskas down for my cats they look at me like I'm trying to poison them. They hate the stuff, won't eat it, and I end up having to chuck it away. Go-Cat is their favourite.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:03, closed)
Cat's will turn their noses up at anything "different"
until they get proper hungry ;)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:06, closed)
Gonzalez
Is always hungry.

He'd eat your shoes if he hadn't shat in them first.


Fat cat waiting for a bird to fall in his mouth
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:29, closed)
No way
My cat used to eat anything. Literally ANYTHING. Stuff she ate:

Sweetcorn
An entire cheesecake, foolishly left under a flimsy clingfilm cover - short work for a determined kitty
Pasta
Chocolate
Rolling tobacco

This is just a short list off the top of my head - basically I never saw her refuse anything, and if it was on someone else's plate then so much the better. Never would have guessed I'd have to hide tobacco from her though.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:14, closed)
yep
Go Cat and Felix was my cats prefered food
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:16, closed)
Pets At Home own-brand...
... unless she's off mauling the local wildlife.

My cat will eat damn near anything you attempt to feed her, but "expensive" brands of cat food have much the same effect on her as the typical "ale, pies and burgers for a three day bike rally" diet has.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:40, closed)
I fed my rottweiler
cats which have only eaten Whiskas and now he won't eat cats which have been fed any other food.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 1:13, closed)
Having brought about the demise of a couple of cats
I must say that a can of Whiskas to the side of the head works about as well as any similarly sized tin of catfood (or human food for that matter!)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:51, closed)
Corned Beef?
The square tin could possibly do more damage.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:27, closed)
Spam works wonders?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:14, closed)
Especially if you warm it slightly first

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:28, closed)
I shouldnt laugh
but.............. sniggers
(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 0:14, closed)
You cat killers sicken me.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:39, closed)

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