Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Every day I'm with mumMe: do you love me?
Mum: oooooh no, I ate you!
Mum: what do you feel like *for dinner*
Me: oh, something nice
Mum: no, actually, cant we have something really revolting please!
ALL THE TIME!
And oh, one of my memories with my real dad this.
He owned this really crappy tiny car covered in rust, broken/chipped windows, wood/mettle shaveing in the car (I dont think my mum ever knew how bad it was. He sold it for £50). Smelt really nice like a shed though. He was always doing od jobs and had huge sheets of wood in the back and passanger seats. Because they ment so much to him, My sister and I used to sit in the boot among bottles used to make alcohol 9aparently he never did), looking out of the rusted holes in the doors for police. Did I mention this car was tiny?
Ohh those were the days. I remember how mad my mum used to get when we used to being fridge draws full of frogs spawn every time we came home from his.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:54,
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