When i was at school...
I used to take the inside of the bus apart with screwdrivers and allen keys, and take bits home sometimes as trophies.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, Reply)

hmmm....
I eat vegemite out of the pot with a spoon.
Disgusting, you think, but try it!

I also do the housework in my underwear, but its mainly for "keep myself dust free" purposes, although its quite liberating walking around in little clothes- however, i tend to open the door dressed as i am, much to the postmans horror!

Sitting on the bus, behind the back wheel arch is also fun....never noticed until the bus driver started revving the engine, then i had to move, or much embarrasment would have been experienced on my part.
(cookie_freak, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:34, Reply)

Do you mean...
moderators?
(fogbat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:21, Reply)

This has nuffin to do wiv nuffin but
If there are people who act as moderators (thanks fogbat) on the qotw message board, could you do something to stop people posting so many replies under the one name, rather than just including everything they wanna say in one reply. It fuckin shits me and I'm pretty sure it shits other people as well.
(kyouraku, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:20, Reply)

I love the tingling sensation I get in my arm...
...whenever this twat at work says anything. I think the mind is preparing my arm to punch him in the nose with full force.

Like the time he said to two young mothers: "I like babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one." Momentary silence, before they continue chatting.

Wait, where's the guilt in wanting to hurt him?
(McChaff, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:44, Reply)

Nose hair
Twisting a few nose hairs, yanking them out and admiring their little bulbous roots.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:20, Reply)

when no one is watching I
look in the mirror, all the time im ugly and i know it but i stil do, complete with poses etc.

squirt the squirty honey straight into my mouth
(woo who?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:19, Reply)

I had a dream and i was at the popes
funeral but he was still alive and they were cremating him alive and everyone had candles and when the candles burnt out they would turn into hot poker sticks and you had to stick them in the hole to burn the pope but he was laughing because thats he destiny or whatever.
i feel extremely bad about theis dream and am glad to get it off my chest
(woo who?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:16, Reply)

Getting into other peoples photos
I love it when someone is trying to take a photo in the street, everyone else trys to walk around, but i like to walk deliberately in front of the subject. Was bored by the fourth day in disneyland and had a competition with my brother to get in as many as possible. Ran around like a pair of kids, in front of as many people taking photos, sometimes jumping just as they took them. Was a lot of fun.
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:07, Reply)

another guilty pleasure
me and my freinds drive around town preferbly a busy 1 and shout and point out the window YOU...PEODOPHILE!! really loud in a posh accent.The looks on ppls faces r priceless one bloke stopped in the street and put his hands up as if we were going to arrest him.then we drive of giggling.

we also like shouting the word SATSUMA!!!!

The Next stage is to Buy a megaphone of of Ebay which can be heard 2 Kilometeres away and shout at people with it!!YOU....PEODOPHILE!!!mwhahahaahah
(braincanine, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 9:48, Reply)

Merciful Heavens, I might be normal!
So far, most of my guilty pleasures have been listed many times over - air guitar, spaz dancing to bad music, joint crackings, unusual manicures, pet annoying, questionable wanking... one of my guilty pleasures used to be thinking how special my guilty pleasures were, but no more.

All I have left now is that thing I do with a baseball bat and a tub of grease, but I haven't been relaxed enough to do it right for a while now.

Sometimes I get stoned and wonder what I would do if I found out I was the Antichrist, but who doesn't?
(meatybrain, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:31, Reply)

I like dancing, on my own, naked.
I also sometimes steal Dutchbird's underwear and wear it myself. Has to be soiled by her first though, otherwise it's no fun.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:23, Reply)

Destroying this fucking computer with a shovel
and never having to touch another fucking CAD programme in my life. At least, I know it'd be a pleasure.
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:05, Reply)

kiiitty kitty kitty kitty!
Every single animal I see when Im out and about, I talk to. In baby talk. Dogs, cats, birds, bugs, chipmunks - everything. I can't help it. Example:

Me: Oooo! Eees a wittle baby? Yes you eez! Oooh! Jujujujujjujujuuu!

Cat: merow.
(Arctix, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:31, Reply)

Well..
Cracking my neck in a villain style. (That's gonna hurt when I'm older)
( Fronkle99, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:28, Reply)

taking a paperclip
and scraping all the lint out from between the computer keys. pure bliss.
(sponch!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 0:14, Reply)

When I used to wear Doc Martins...
...I would spend many an hour prizing little bits of grit out of the soles with a needle.
(druidus, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 23:52, Reply)

If I'm watching telly and my feet get cold, but I can't be arsed to go and get a pair of socks, I just stick my feet under my cat. It pisses him off, but it's really his fault for being so warm and furry.
(Anchoivies, anchoivies, you're so delicious, I love you more than all the other fishes., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:36, Reply)

I just love eating out of tins. cold custard, cold creamed rice, cold spaghetti, you name it.
one other thing, cutting and chewing my toenails after a bath!
(spunkbubble, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 22:21, Reply)

Late shift at the market...
is SOOOOO slow. So you have to make your own entertainment:
Floor hockey with brooms and a can of tuna;
Cleaning out the singletons from the beer case, mostly bock beer;
Breaking up decent six-packs of lager into singletons, then cleaning them up;
Buying a months worth of steaks from your mate for eight cents;
Taking that hot bird to the makeout room, behind the sleeping room, behind the drinking room, behind the poker room, behind the employees lounge.
Ah, wage slavery.
(Lister, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:59, Reply)

There's nothng better
when home alone than opening all the doors, the windows, the fridge and the freezer and getting the house as cold as possible before sitting down in a t shirt to get pissed and talk in a Sunderland accent to myself about the state of the fucking nation.
(monaxle Ban the Mindreaders, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 21:44, Reply)

at easter time
i punch in one side of those large chocolate eggs in shopping centers then turn them round so no one can see.
(ru-fi-OH!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:22, Reply)

"Would you like mayonaise with you salad?"
I occasionally get a spoon and have a dolop of mayonaise **heaven**!

Green pesto is nice too....sometime I put them on cheese crackers and eat it **YUMMY**

Oh, "Cheese Melts" (type of cracker) are sooo nice...and we have some, somewhere...and I can't find them...when I do I'll tell you what they're like with mayo & pesto :D...and we can't forget masturbation...while eating cheese melts ;)

EDIT:// Don't worry, I don't wank while eating cheese melts!!
(mrtinybrain, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:19, Reply)

Is this normal?
Not me but a mate...
Plays airguitar. A lot. And people watch and laugh on webcam. And always seems to injure himself doing this.
Has a bamboo stick which he uses to fight imaginary enemies.
Talks in Elvish.
Eats his toy platypus.

Honestly not me, a friend. Truly.
(Fireinzehole, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:16, Reply)

Mmm Sheep
Ah, sheep. Where would I be without them. If they are not a guilty pleasure, I dont know what is.
And pointing and laughing at chavs. Not a day goes by without me feeling the natural urge to take the piss.
And Maoam. YEHHHH.
And eating coffee creaming powder straight off, I dare you to not get addicted to a soft powder covering ur face and mouth with the yumminessness.
And last one (finally) I absolutely LOVE getting revenge on guys if they've been twats. Childish, but oh so satisfying.

Oh yeh, and telling Rob Manuel he rules. Meh.
(Fireinzehole, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 20:02, Reply)

I work at Sainsburys
Riding shopping trollies through a closed supermarket is sooo much fun!!!
(Lewis Anigav, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:27, Reply)

Oh, and
Jelly Tots, those little sweeties that are so obviously for children but are so yummy.
(therocker, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 19:01, Reply)

breaking and entering
i enjoy jumping fences, climbing in thru dog doors and open windows just in case i need to break into someones house someday. its really fun.
(Mr_Alex, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:33, Reply)

Spying/Sneaking
I love to sneak up on people and scare them. I've been doing it since I first played Metal Gear Solid (Long time ago, I know). It gets addictive watching people jump out of their skin.
(once_upon_a_time, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:28, Reply)