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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.


* No isms - keep this light
* Non jokes will be deleted and users temp banned
* No nicked jokes - write one!

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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My joke:
What's the difference between tarka dal and regular dal?
Tarka's a little 'otter.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 12:40, Reply)

(, Mon 14 May 2018, 14:00, Reply)
I don't know what's worse, the dreadful racism or the fact that this joke is older than the universe.
Haha, not really, it's the latter obviously.
(, Mon 14 May 2018, 15:23, Reply)
Jaded bastards
I did make this joke up. And at the time I googled it to make sure it wasn't already a joke. And it wasn't. And that was maybe 10 years ago so if you've heard it it's because it's now vintage, but I still made it up.
I definitely made it up.

(And how is it racist? Anti-otter?)
(, Sat 19 May 2018, 7:18, Reply)
My dad told me this joke in the 70's.
(, Wed 23 May 2018, 12:31, Reply)

Your dad's a liar.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 2:10, Reply)

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