cereal for breakfast
cheese salad sandwich for lunch with crisps
some kind of non-meat-stuffed pasta with non-meat sauce for dinner.

Simple. I've done it a time or two, it's not going to kill you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

pepperoni

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Kroney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Vegetarian alternative:
www.quorn.co.uk/products/79/pepperoni-style-slices/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

GTFO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I've had this
The flavour's not strong enough and the texture's wrong.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT MEAT
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I've never tried it
I'm just upsetting the meat eaters.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

*takes solace in bacon*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

The father-in-laws BBQ is more of a flat plate
I managed to BBQ pepperoni slices for addition to burgers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

that is the aussie way of bbq-ing I believe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

He made his own BBQ
It is a flat sheet of steel with holes drilled in it, rather than bars. Works very well and no sausage loss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

That fat US cunt Guy Fieri
has the most superb outdoor kitchen out the back of his house. The fat, lucky wanker. Who is fat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

it might, what if you need the strength to liftt a medium weight girder off you
if you've only been eating veggies you'll be trapped
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

SuperHam?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

SuperTed's less successful cousin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Vegetarian alternative:
www.quorn.co.uk/products/57/ham-style-slices/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

GTFO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)

cheese gives you strength
Just make sure it's mature.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

paedocheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

cheese gives you a gut

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

You need that friendly cheese bacteria shite

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)