I bought a load of books recently and I'm tired and crabby today
so I shall stay in bed and read until I force myself to go to the bank in order to ask them very nicely to let me have some of my money so I can go drinking tomorrow evening.

Sunday will be spent crying to the walls because I'm alone and have nobody to cry to about my hangover. Then I might read some more.

All of this well be in conjunction with hissing at the sun and keeping all my curtains drawn.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

There's a good one
Library instead of book shop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I fucking hate libraries.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

FUCK OFF THEN!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

What is there to hate about libraries?
SO MANY COMICS

I put it to you that if you hate libraries, your library is shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I put it to you that libraries are badly kempt, smelly
and full of ancient paperback copies of books that no cunt wants to read.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

So basically, full of moths

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

monsterawarenessmonth.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mothra-9.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Also; I was right
Your library is shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Every library I have been in is like this.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Every library you have been in is shit
Norwich library is a magical joyous place full of wonder and excitement
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

That is because Norwich locals can't read
and have therefore kept the library pristine as a place where they worship the literate god-people that keep all this knowledge for their benefit. They wander around going ooh and aaah at all the magical knowledge paper and leave gifts at the altar of the high priestess Libe-Rary Anne.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I will brook no criticism of my adopted city
from a man who lives in fucking Slough
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Fair point.
That was a pretty good criticism though, it seemed a shame to waste it because of a technicality.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Libraries don't have enough books
cos they got rid of them to put in racks of DVDs and crap old PCs.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Too much Bert
Get up, havea shower, eat something and go outside*, you'll feel better. Stop wallowing in your own filth.

*maybe go somewhere out of Slough
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

NO

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

You know I'm right, also it is a beautiful sunny day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

My head hurts and the sun it burns us

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Ibuprofen, hat, sunscreen.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Staying indoors, bed, cake

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

you disgust me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

because you're french

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

*festers*

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1700446
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

libraries are for povvos without home internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

+ WOW

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)