Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
even when it's diamond-studded poos that rip your anus in twain it's still a satisfying victory
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Agreed
The worst kind are the ones that go on for fucking ages with that persistent gut-rumble that tells you to accept that you're getting nowt else done for a while. When they're over I always permit myself a little air-punch.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
The worst kind are the ones that go on for fucking ages with that persistent gut-rumble that tells you to accept that you're getting nowt else done for a while. When they're over I always permit myself a little air-punch.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
There are people in this sub thread that need to have a serious look at their diets.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
You LOOK at it?!
You disgusting bastard. What are you, some kind of scat fetishist?
Oh.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
You disgusting bastard. What are you, some kind of scat fetishist?
Oh.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
What I like to do is place some bogroll in the pan first
so that it's nicely presented when I turn around to have a look.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
so that it's nicely presented when I turn around to have a look.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
some french toilets apparently have a shelf for just this purpose, fucking rank
my half-brother's mum also has a really old weird toilet in her house that my brother and his wife refer to as the "voila!" toilet because it has a shelf like that. they flush with their eyes shut, because otherwise they turn around and it's all, "voila! your shit, sir."
i keep my legs crossed rather than use that bathroom when we go over there.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
my half-brother's mum also has a really old weird toilet in her house that my brother and his wife refer to as the "voila!" toilet because it has a shelf like that. they flush with their eyes shut, because otherwise they turn around and it's all, "voila! your shit, sir."
i keep my legs crossed rather than use that bathroom when we go over there.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
What we need is a toilet with a freezer shelf
for the likes of Kroney
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
for the likes of Kroney
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Apparently continental loos have the shelf,
because of the high levels of cooked meat in their diets, which apparently can lead to worms. The worst French loos are the ones consisting of a hole in the floor, and 2 foot plates. Tricky when you're pissed.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
because of the high levels of cooked meat in their diets, which apparently can lead to worms. The worst French loos are the ones consisting of a hole in the floor, and 2 foot plates. Tricky when you're pissed.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
someone on here wrote a story about their dad losing his trunks down one of those holes
and being stuck naked in a french bog. i LOL'd.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
and being stuck naked in a french bog. i LOL'd.
( , Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread